(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Angry
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ Scared
ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
Happy
∩(︶▽︶)∩ Excited
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Being tough
(((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪
(︶︹︺) Making me a third
wheel
(•⊙ω⊙•)
Weird
(◕‿◕✿) Girly
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) In
love
ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Tickling
me
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
Desperate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Fangirling
ლ(இ益இლ Ugly
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Meditating
༺‿༻ Out of this
world
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Being sweet
(￣。￣)～ｚｚｚ Lazy
(⊙﹏⊙) Insane
(づ￣ ³￣)づ Overly affectionate
( ´ิ(ꈊ) ´ิ) Plotting
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Showing off
٩(͡๏̮͡๏)۶ Super happy
ಠ~ಠ
Confused
(｡♥‿♥｡)
Crushing
(˘‿˘ʃƪ) Lovely
(ง'̀-'́)ง Sticking up for me
ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ Shutting me out
ミ●﹏☉ミ Out of the loop
(✖╭╮✖) Dead
friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
*30 minutes later*
friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*
You know when you're dying to become friends with someone you don't know that well? Not romantically, you just really want to be their friend. Their whole being just seems so awesome that you feel the need to initiate a friendship with them but you don't know how.
who see the pain in your eyes
while everyone believes the
smile on your face.
Friend: Your mom what?
Me: Clarification: Five Guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries. I'm not having an orgy.
If on the first day of school a kid says
"present" instead of "here"
during attendance you know they're gonna be an annoying little sh.t bag.
That everybody secretly hates
