a lot of my life
has
been realizing
that i
would
cross
oceans
for
people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
jump puddles for me
Life is unfair.
You put someone first who puts you second. You study
your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.
Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE
FIRST ANNUALLLLLL
WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!
so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories
PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
Best Funny Quotes-
Best Inspirational Quotes-
Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
Best Quote Layouts-
Funniest-
Nicest-
Best Profile-
Best Username-
Best Profile Picture-
Best Wittian Overall-
Best Newbie-
Witty Queen-
Witty King-
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.
thank youuu. ♥
-maria (beastuser)
WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!
so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!
prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories
PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
Best Funny Quotes-
Best Inspirational Quotes-
Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
Best Quote Layouts-
Funniest-
Nicest-
Best Profile-
Best Username-
Best Profile Picture-
Best Wittian Overall-
Best Newbie-
Witty Queen-
Witty King-
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.
thank youuu. ♥
-maria (beastuser)
How roll call will go
in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
in
elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i
broke his nose
and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you
have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she
proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry"
ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many
years
A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room
Last Friday
I was sitting in
a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then
suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my
fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me
and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a
couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops,
didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
g
This is a true friend.
g
I never
understood
why
6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I
remembered that 6 and 9 have a special
relationship.
