Fries Quotes

Whenever I have French fries, I think of her – partly because we loved ordering French fries together, and partly because she was French, and also partly because her name was Fries.
exercise? i thought you said extra fries.
You are a strong,
              Independent
Bright eyed beautiful girl That don't need no man
-Jeydon Wale 

government: French spies are invading the U.S.!
me: u mean french fries right
exercise 
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extra l
extra la
extra lar
extra larg
extra large
extra large fri
extra large fries
All I need in life are good friends and good fries 
whoops
sorry not sorry
i think i'm losing my appetite.....today i was eating a mcdonalds and a chip fell on the floor..and i didn't pick it up.
DUN.DUN.DUN.
People who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of on the side are people you don't need in your life.
How i would fries in public: Takes 1 at a time , eats them slowly.

How i eat my fries at home: *Shoves 15 in my mouth at once* NOMNOMNOMNOM
 

when i get fries, i ask for them unsalted so my tears can be used as the salt..

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