Fries Quotes


if im ever angry with u just give me mcdonalds fries. im not saying ill forgive u but ill have fries and its a start


People who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping them are not people you need in your life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0tiT7KlACM

burger is no longer like this for he was adopted and is now a happy, nice, kitty (:


live by one motto: fries before thighs


 
I'm a hypocrite for eating two burgers with fries and a hot dog while wearing sports clothes.





Me: Exercise
Me: Exercis
Me: Exerci
Me: Exerc
Me: Exer
Me: Exe
Me: Ex
Me: Extra fries






*Fries before guys*
Exercise?


You mean extra fries right?
When I'm on my period:

I will cry over that french fry I ate two years ago bevause it never got to meet its mommy potato.
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