Best Fun Quotes This Week

Do you ever
just feel so awkward when you buy something
and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back
but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet
and you can feel the world
judging you from afar.

 


At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
 




fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. Pick a fight with a thug, pull out the gun. He will obviously laugh. Shoot him, he will die.

(side note: this prank could lead to getting arrested but lets just focus on the good things)








 









When I die, I'm going to
invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.

Yes, I put the fun in funeral.





 


 





Mom: You have to come to the meeting for school.


Me: Why? It's boring and they talk about boring stuff.

Mom: They got extra large donuts there.

Me: Let's go.


 






And who else can't
wait till summer 2013 comes?




FUN PARTY TRICK:
Take a dollar and soak it in 70% rubbing alcohol.  Then take a match/lighter and light the dollar bill on fire (make sure you're holding the dollar with tongs or something).  The dollar will stop the fire in a few seconds and nothing will happen to it.  It'll be dry.



Not a joke.  I did it in my science class and it works.




mq / nmf



 
 

It's all fun and games
until you see a picture of yourself from the 6th grade.


 







If you shut off the internet
in the U.S., we would overthrow the Government within hours.







 
Who wants to play the word game? Okay, so to play, you have to say the first word (in the comments) that comes to mind when you see the word the person before you commented, no matter how weird. I'll start:

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