Funfact Quotes

the great gatsby is just hilarious because
nick, the narrator, begins by talking about the advice
his father gave him when he was younger.
"whenever you feel like criticising any one just
remember that all the people in this world haven't had
the advantages that you've had."
he explains how this caused him to "reserve all judgements"
but he then spends the next 200 pages judging everyone


 
Fun fact: 

The Spanish word embarazada is a false cognate because it looks and sounds similar to the English word embarrassed, but it actually means pregnant. 

I just saved you all from hours, days, weeks, and possibly even years of humiliation. 

You're welcome. 
Fun fact #2

The water that you're drinking was once used to flush the toilet. 
Fun fact #1 

Selfie and twerk are officially  real words and they have both been added to the dictionary. 
I am the kind of girl who listens to Christmas music all year.

Women with higher IQ's have a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women would rather remain single than be with the wrong person.
 
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

If you have your license, listen
the f.uck up. STOP SIGNS ARE
THERE FOR A REASON, OKAY?

I have had my car for three days,

and I have already been ran off the
road because some ignorant p.rick
couldn't be bothered to stop at a stop
sign. I was inches from wrecking into
the a.sshole, and the only thing that
prevented it was driving into a ditch.

Let me paint a picture for you; the guy
was pulling out of a house at the top
of this hill. He clearly could have seen
us (my sister and I) coming while he
was going down said hill (the stop sign
being at the bottom.) We both were
getting closer to the point where the
road on the hill meets the road we were
on, and I was getting nervous. Mainly
because I just don't trust people and 
I'm always paranoid someone is going
to pull out in front of me. However, I tried
to brush off the nerves because he had
a stop sign so we had nothing to worry 
about, right? (lol wrong.) The idiot just
drives in front of us. Slamming on the
breaks wasn't that effective so we had
to swerve into a ditch to avoid hitting
this moron. The amount of rage that
went through me was unbelievable,
I seriosuly wanted to get out of the
ditch as soon as possible and run
the f.ucker down. 

Again, stop signs are there for 
a good f.ucking reason.


Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.
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