Funnt Quotes

If I were a serial killer, my name would be "The Suspense" so my victims would be like "Oh know the Suspense is killing me!!" and we would both get a good laugh right before I kill them.
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Okay puberty,
joke's over, you can make me hot now



When I was little I thought that socks always had to go on either your left foot or right foot and since I somehow always got it right I thought I was a wizard.
My father thinks that I have a neurological disorder
Because of the way I write my question marks. . .
Christpoher seemed to have schizophrenia
Tigge
r seemed to have ADHD
P
iglet seemed to have anxiety
Pooh see
med to have an eating disorder
Ee
yore seemed to have depression
Rabbit seemed to
have OCD
 we all learned to love them
somehow in my science class we got to talk about how starving children digest themselves
help
Why was mommy screaming 'Oh God, Oh God'?
   Because she was thankful.
But.. Why was she screaming?
  Because she was having fun, you know when you go to an amusement park and you go on a ride and you go AAAHHH!
When it was over did mommy throw up?
Nope, but she did ride it backwards.

See I Would Lose Weight But..
I Don't Like Losing.
Have you ever noticed that everyone looks there best on the first day of school then looks like a hobo the rest of the year.

when i discover a new band
i either listen to one of their songs, or all of them. there is no in between.
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