Why do you want to be
when you grow up?
The true chasm you struggle to cross is that of how to correctly
pronounce the word 'chasm.'
It isn't that I'm not a
cat person, it's just that I'm not a cat person
person.
Life on Earth is based on
carbon. In that sense I definitely qualify as carbon
neutral.
The questions are more important
than the answers
... right?
... right?
LASIK
Poem
Boys don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But in his dreams every boy seduces
A girl with
laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis
I stand by my principles.
The fact that I stand several feet away from them with my face
covered is purely a health precaution.
I'll have a mixed
reality with a tangy vinaigrette.
There are √-4 sides to every √-1
story.
Better a femme fatale than a femme
coupure de papier.
