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"Ooh Eeh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"
~witch doctor~
~witch doctor~
Girl: I had a dream about you and i loved it
boy: aww
Girl: wanna no what happenned next.. you died !
boy: aww
Girl: wanna no what happenned next.. you died !
hey, i need people to follow. comment (not fave, bcuz i love
comments) and i will check out your profile, huehuehue
I've
noticed
that
ugly
begins
with
'U'
and
awesome
ends
with
'ME'
In 2006, a prision inmate got himself a job repairing mail bags, he then climbed inside one and mailed himself out of prision
tumblr.
tumblr.
You
broke my heart. Now
I'm going to break something of
yours.
HOW TO BE
SKINNY
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
Congratulations, you're skinny.
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin.
2. Say, "Wow, I'm skinny."
Congratulations, you're skinny.
So apparantely people
can't hear in the morning, I scan all this lady's groceries
then totaled it...
me: "$51.53"
customer: "61.53?"
me: "51.53."
customer: "61.53?"
me: "no." *makes a five with my hand* "51.53"
customer: "ok. so 51.53?"
omg. shoot me now.
me: "$51.53"
customer: "61.53?"
me: "51.53."
customer: "61.53?"
me: "no." *makes a five with my hand* "51.53"
customer: "ok. so 51.53?"
omg. shoot me now.
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