Funny Quotes

if your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. For every question, type the song that's playing
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Opening Credits: Crazy Girl - Eli Young Band
Waking Up: Psycho - Puddle Of Mudd
First Day of School: Every Mile A Memory - Dierks Bentley
Falling in Love: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy
Fight Song: Roger Rabbit - Sleeping With Sirens
Breaking Up: Just A Misunderstanding - Live Like Glass
Studying/Working: Losing You - Dead By April
Life: TMy Immortal - Evanescence (pretty true)
Mental Breakdown: Headstrong - Trapt
Sunny Day: U.N.I. - Ed Sheeran
Rainy Day: Buried Alive - Otep
Party/Dance Music: The Drug In Me Is You - Falling In Reverse
Driving: Coming Undone - Korn
Sleeping/Dreaming: Love Death Birth - Carter Burwell
Nightmares: Love Story - Taylor Swift (wtf?)
Flashback: Let It Go - Betraying The Martyrs (song from frozen)
Wedding: Rebel Angel - Volbeat
Birth of a child: My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne (my poor child)
Final Battle: Timber - Pitbull Feat. Ke$ha (they are so going down)
Death Scene: Had Me @ Hello - Luke Benward
Funeral Song: Over It - Katharine McPhee
End Credits: Try Hard - 5 Second Of Summer

My life is so fücked up >.<
nmf
RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS


IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
Here Comes Goodbye - Rascal Flatts

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Shut Up! - Simple Plan

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
Secrets - One Republic


HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Country Grammar - Nelly


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Hey You - Pink Floyd


WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Let It Go - Demi Lavato

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

3 a.m. - Eminem

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

We Are - Hollywood Undead

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Survival - Eminem

WHAT IS 2+2?

Get Blowed - Tech N9ne

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
That Should Be Me - Justin Bieber ft. Rascal Flatts


WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I Tried - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft. Nelly


WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE
Dark Horse - Katy Perry ft. Juicy J.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Chain Hang Low - Jibbs

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Walking Contradiction - Green Day

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Bullet - Hollywood Undead


BIGGEST SECRET?
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I Need A Drink - Tech N9ne

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS
'When you fall don't forget to bounce'
Me: *eats banana runtz*
Me: I've got two bananas in my mouth right now!!
Sara: You Hoe!!
How many of you would just love to slap the people in the T.V screens when they keep running strait instead of turning left or right?


Plane flying crickets
Kid in my class: "How do you even know if your eyes are working?"
Me: "You aren't very thinky are you? Obviously no. Can you see me? Yes. Therefore, you can see smart one." 
This is why I hate people. 

Been studying French for four years at school and all I know is gracias...
 

 
Counting Stars - One Republic RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS


IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
So FIne - Sean Paul

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
The Dark Side of The Sun - Tokio Hotel

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?

Pain of Love - Tokio Hotel

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Take me Home - Cash Cash

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Gasolina - Daddy Yankiee

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
The Reason - Hoobastank

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Animals - Maroon 5

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Anaconda - Nicki Manaj

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Hey Baby - Pitbull

WHAT IS 2+2?

Nocturnal Rainbows - Hopsin

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Scream - Tokio Hotel

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Press it Up - Sean Paul

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Swimming pools - Kendrick Lamar

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE
Back Against the Wall - Cage the Elephant

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Return to Pooh Corner - Kenny Loggins

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Amnesia - 5SOS

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Fireball - Pitbull

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Hotel Room - Pitbull

BIGGEST SECRET?
Temperature - Sean Paul

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Mr. Brightside - The Killers

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS
Why does pain have to hurt so much?
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