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Used to steal your parents' liquor
and climb to the roof
Talk about our future
like we had a clue
Never planned that one day
I'd be losing you

 
 
 
 
 

even if love didn't
grow in their heart

learn to be content
that it grew in yours
when you're in pain, when you think you've had enough
don't ever give up, don't ever give up



let me photograph you in this light
in case it is the last time that we might
be exactly like we were before we realized
we were sad of getting old
it made us restless

 

Ever update an app and realize the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That's what going back to an ex is like.
Most to least likely to be on their phones in class
GEMINI -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Leo -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Aries -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Aquarius -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Pisces -> But I LOVE my phone! I can't leave it alone!
Τaurus -> Nobody cares what the teacher says anyway...
Sagittarius -> Let's be on our PHONESSS
Scorpio -> A waste of time tbh...
Cancer -> But I'll get detention!
Libra -> Oh, I'm literally STUCK on my phone but NOT in class.
Capricorn -> I wanna pay attention to the lesson!
Virgo -> Me too!


I know it's late but I'm so wired
I saw your face and got inspired


Ouch 
I have lost myself again
Lost myself and I am
nowhere to be found

I screwed up 21% of my teenage life
[x] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1
[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[] Didn't do homework over 5 times (exactly 5! WOW!)
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 1
[x] Got your mum, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
[] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 5
[] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called someone during school hours
[] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 5
[] Threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the classroom without permission
[] Broke the dress code (there's no dress code)
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 6
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 6
[] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[]Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 7
Multiply by 3 for a total.
Post as "I have screwed up ...% of my teenage life
 
I screwed up 42% of my teenage life

[] Kissed someone before dating

[] Gotten a phone taken away at school

[x] Gotten caught chewing gum

[] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 1

[] Arrived late to class more than 5 times

[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times

[] Turned at least 2 projects in late

[] Missed school just because you felt like it

[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 3


[x] Got your mum, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school

[x] Text people during class

[x] Passed notes

[] Threw stuff across the room

[] Laughed at the teacher

Total so far: 6

[x] Took pictures during school hours

[] Called someone during school hours

[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours

Total so far: 8

[] Threw something at the teacher

[] Went outside the classroom without permission

[x] Broke the dress code

[] Failed a class

[x] Ate food during class

Total so far: 10

[] Been called the worst student

[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly

[x] Didn't take your stuff to school

[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking

Total so far: 11

[x] Faked your parents signature

[] Slept in class

[] Cursed at a teacher behind their back

[x] Copied homework

[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean

[]Thrown food in the lunch room

Total so far: 14

Multiply by 3 for a total.


Post as "I have screwed up 42% of my teenage life

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