Funny Quotes

Let's play the "Who are you?" game:

Name: Valentina
Age: 15
Height: 5'5
Relationship status: kidding around
Birthday: august 6th
Favorite color: turqoise
Favorite bands: nevershoutnever, mcr, all time low
Favorite movie: clueless
Last movie watched: cinderella
Favorite book: paper towns
Last book read: will grayson, will grayson

# of siblings: 0
# of pets: 1 fluffy dog named oliver
Best school subject: english & art
Mac or PC? pc
Cell phone type: iPhone 6
Current shirt color: black
Gamer? kinda
Day or night? night
Summer or winter? summer
Most-visited website? tumblr
Celebrity crushes: aaron paul and christofer drew

do you ever just want to reinvent yourself. change your hair, your style, everything.
Government of this country has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???
I heard that good looks can kill…
So, please don’t look at me
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
Saturday noon,
An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.
Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard.
On Monday,
Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account!
Old Man:I Know,
but can You imägine the Weekend I had…..
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
U C Me
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
U C Me.
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
Changed it every 3 months.
Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.
Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That is why I wont get tired of sending my little Hi and hug to U.
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