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Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.
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A little dangering is a learneous thing.
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I'm not the least bit surprised that machines have become sentient. Everything gets its own fragrance nowadays.
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Was ignorance
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According to new research, the number of people who identify as transgender is growing.
Transgender as percent of population (2013): 0.6%
Transgender as percent of population (2023):
0.6%
... Clearly, the 0 and 6 are getting bigger.
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I looked up the word 'plebeian.' It basically means someone who looks up the word 'plebeian.'
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A vending machine factory is a meta vending machine.
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Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers.
– Bernard Williams
– My mother
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I think that abyss likes me.
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