Funny Quotes

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. 
My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight.
*Me trying to share the Gospel with people*
Me: Not only was Jesus a man,
Me: But Jesus,
Me: was Jesus
                                                Mind games give migraines...
                                                                     back again ;D
Me: *Sneeze*
Class: *Silence*
Popular person : *sneeze*
class: *GOD BLESS YOU , LORD JESUS LET GOD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT SNEEZE AMEN
deadlyvampire17's format







 

When someone gives your food away : 

My precious.... :'(
don't go... :'(
Apparently today is my witty anniversary
(for this account, anyway.) I don't know, it
seems quote-worthy. Witty, you da bomb.
stay fresh. I first found witty in, like, 2009
by googling tv show quotes or something,
and years later I'm still here. I am the herpes
of Witty. sorry 'bout it.
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