Funny Quotes

Death is the only certainty in life.


"My words will either attract a strong mind, or offend a weak one."

i am always a shadow. what changes is the color.
if u can't handle the sass
u can't handle the a//ss

I'm not Okay without you here.
it's sometimes hard to come up with funny quotes for witty because whenever i make a joke, it has a lot to do with the situation i'currently in, and its just hard to explain in a quote and still make it funny.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
Wanna work out?

Make coffee
Not war
It's the computer age.
Nerds are in.
i'll just sit here & cry, while watching the titanic wishing i had a little romance in my life.
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