Funny Quotes


I've owned about 1464533456 bobby pins in my life.
How many do I have left?

Four. I have four left.


 
My brother is 25 years old.
He has his own house. He's grown up.

But he still leaves cookies out for santa.






Ilovehimevenmore
I DON'T GIVE A DÀMN ABOUT WHAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE THINKS. SUICIDE IS FUÇKING SELFISH. I WILL ARGUE IT ANYWAY I NEED. GUESS WHAT PERSONALLY KEPT ME ALIVE? GUILT. BEING GUILTY OF JUST HOW FUĆKING SELFISH SUICIDE REALLY IS. IT ISN'T YOUR LIFE TO TAKE. IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU OWE YOURSELF LIFE ANYMORE, WELL THEN AT LEAST YOU OWE YOUR LIFE TO EVERYONE AND ANYONE YOU'VE EVER MET. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? THEY CARE. SO GIVE THEM THAT AT LEAST. GIVE THEM THE GIFT OF YOUR OWN LIFE. STAY STRONG GUYS. I FUĆKING LOVE ALL OF YOU BEYOND MEASURES YOU WILL NEVEE BE ABLE TO EVEN COMPREHEND. ❤️
I DON'T GIVE A DÀMN ABOUT WHAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE THINKS. SUICIDE IS FUÇKING SELFISH. I WILL ARGUE IT ANYWAY I NEED. GUESS WHAT PERSONALLY KEPT ME ALIVE? GUILT. BEING GUILTY OF JUST HOW FUĆKING SELFISH SUICIDE REALLY IS. IT ISN'T YOUR LIFE TO TAKE. IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU OWE YOURSELF LIFE ANYMORE, WELL THEN AT LEAST YOU OWE YOUR LIFE TO EVERYONE AND ANYONE YOU'VE EVER MET. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? THEY CARE. SO GIVE THEM THAT AT LEAST. GIVE THEM THE GIFT OF YOUR OWN LIFE. STAY STRONG GUYS. I FUĆKING LOVE ALL OF YOU BEYOND MEASURES YOU WILL NEVEE BE ABLE TO EVEN COMPREHEND. ❤️

♥ i wish that i could wake up with amnesia. 

and forget about the stupid little things
like         the        way       it        felt
to fall asleep next to you
 

& the memories, 
i never can escape.

cause im not fine  at all   
no, im really not fine at all.

  amnesiaa 





My friend : So when you buy a plane ticket for yourself, do you buy one for your hair too?


#bighairproblems

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SPONGEBOB:HI MR.KRABS
MR.KRABS:SPONGEBOB,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SPONGEBOB:OH,YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING AROUND.
PATRICK:BOOOOOOOO!
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ilovepuppy format
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SPONGEBOB:HI MR.KRABS
MR.KRABS:SPONGEBOB,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SPONGEBOB:OH,YOU KNOW, JUST HANGING AROUND.
PATRICK:BOOOOOOOO!
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ilovepuppy format
me: *chases my cat around the house
while screaming Fall Out Boy lyrics*


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