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Two moodz Sleep is for the weak Or sleeping all week

Two moodzSleep is for the weakOr sleeping all week

so I'm trying to fall asleep right... and I'm thinking to myself... it's so weird that I have to pretend to be asleep to fall asleep πŸ˜΄πŸ™
"Maybe if you go to bed you'll feel better in the morning" is just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
How am I feeling today? 
"Crucified" - Disturbed        - o.o
Will I get far in life? 
"Trenches" - Pop Evil        - ...That must mean "no". XD
How do my friends see me? 
"Kick In The Teeth" - Papa Roach        - Heh?
Where will I get Married? 
"Never Around" - KoRn
What is my best friend's theme song? 
"Super Collider" - Megadeth
What is the story of my life? 
"Death Of Me" - Red        - That's dark. XD
What is/was highschool like? 
"I'm Done" KoRn        - XD
How can I get ahead in life? 
"Whiplash" - Metallica        - What? o.o
What is the best thing about me? 
"The Red" - Chevelle
How is today going to be? 
"Black Clouds" - Papa Roach        - Not good, I guess. XD
What is in store for this weekend? 
"Lovehatetragedy" - Papa Roach
What song describes my parents? 
"The Chain" - Three Days Grace
To describe my grandparents? 
"Enough" - Disturbed
How is my life going? 
"Driven Under" - Seether        - That doesn't seem good. XD
What song will they play at my funeral? 
"Alive" - Papa Roach        - XD
How does the world see me? 
"Make Believe" - KoRn        - ;-;
Will I have a happy life?
"No Games" - Breaking Benjamin        - Aww, but I like games. XD
What do my friends really think of me? 
"Dead Inside" - Mudvayne        - That's sad.
Do people secretly l(u)st after me? 
"Illuminati" - KoRn        - Alright then. XD
How can I make myself happy? 
"Alone I Break" - KoRn
What should I do with my life? 
"Turn Around" - Seether        - Why? *Looks behind me"
Will I ever have children? 
"The Sound Of Silence" - Disturbed        - I Guess that's a "no". XD
What is some good advice for me? 
"Scream With Me" - Mudvayne
How will I be remembered? 
"You Think You Know" - Device        - Uhh...
What is my signature dancing song? 
"Burn The World" - Seether        - XD
What do I think my current theme song is? 
"Life Is A Bullet" - Papa Roach
What does everyone else think my current theme song is? 
"Far From Home" - Five Finger Death Punch
What type of men/women do you like? 
"Bulletproof" - Five Finger Death Punch        - XD

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