Funny Quotes

I love how our friendship is based on inappropriate humor,
teasing others,
and akward sexual comments.
Today, all kids want to be either Superman, Batman, or Spiderman.

Personaly, I blame the parents.

If parents were better at parenting, the kids won't want to be orphans.
I hate when people see me at the super market and their like,:
 "
 hey what are you doing here?"

and i'm all like,:

" oh you know hunting elephants." 
Going to the tailor is as uncomfortable as going to the doctor
cashier: That'll be $17.67
me: *hands over $20*
mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
cashier: That'll be $17.67
me: *hands over $20*
mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
With great power comes great electricity bill.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
Answers of a brilliant student, who obtained 0%:

In which battle did Napolean die?
In his last battle.

Where was The Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom of the page.

River Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid.

What's the main reason for divorce?
Marriage

What is the main reason for failure?
Exams


DID THAT STUDENT ANSWER ANYTHING WRONG?  :-P
I was so fascinated by your beauty that I ran my car into that wall. I need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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