Funny Quotes

My friend just said to me your like a geo ugly on the outside but a treasure within 
me: I don't know whether that's a compliment or an insult 
my friend: it's both!!!
Be honest,
is it better to tell a person face-to-face that you like them or to have a friend tell them?
It's a weird feeling, you know, going from
doing literally nothing but laying in bed and
watching netflix, to spending so much time
cuddling and kissing. it's grand.

Who needs to know about diffusion anyway?
I probably won't ever use this in "real life" so why bother teach it?
HEP MY HANDS ARE PURPLE
So iOS 8 took 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.
Thstaothfootbalteam
h a s  a  b l i n d  d a d

who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."


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When you're late for class and everyone just stares at you when you enter...


I love you with all my butt.
I'd say my heart...
But my butt is 
BIGGER



HEY EVERYBODY

ITS ACT LIKE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD WEEK!

DO SOMETHING CRAZY THEN COMMENT ON THIS QUOTE SAYING WHAT YOU'VE DONE

I'LL ANNOUNCE THE WINNER NEXT MONDAY!!!!!



 
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