Funny Quotes

Today I learned...
That I hate everyone.
I CAN'T FORGET WITH YOU ON MY MIND. THE MOMENT WE STARTED









TO LIVE SEPERATE LIVES, OUR LOVE WAS MORE THAN A DAY.
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WHY DOES AGE DETERMINE THE RELEVANCE OF SOMEONE'S OPINION? OLD DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN WISE AND YOUNG DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN NAIVE.
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"Doctors are advising people who are sensitive to the cold to go stand in a corner. Because as you know corners are always 90 degrees."

- Colin Mochrie from Whose Line


 
If I had a penny for every time Donald Trump said something stupid...
I would have a small loan of a million dollars. 
you hollerin about you love me and you want to be with me and only me but your telling another girl you love her with all of your heart... so what part of your heart is left for me tf





YOU'RE SO DOWN TO EARTH AND I'M UP IN THE STARS. SO SHOW ME THE SEA AND I'LL SHOW YOU MARS.
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IF I HAD A HIGHWAY I WOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS.
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It doesn't make much sense to stay , 
But i need the pain to feel okay 
So pumped. It's finals week.

                                                        -Said No One....Ever
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