Funny Quotes

"lets be realistic," he said with a scoff.

was being realistic.

Yes, my reality was to spend the rest of my life with you.

Yes, my
reality was to grasp your face and connect our lips in a white dress.

Yes, my reality was to hold your hand as my fingers dug within your flesh as the doctors yelled for me to push.

Yes, my r
eality was to help you wash your gray short hair and tease each other about our wrinkles.

my reality was to stare at grandchildren as we reminisced about our lives.

You wer
e my reality, and I was being realistic.

"you're right," I mumbled in agreement, "i need to be realistic."

was being realistic.
You had it all the day you told me (told me) you want me
I had it all but let you fool me (fool me) completely
Yeah I was so stupid to give you all my attention
'Cause the way you played me exposed your true intentions
And one day I'll have you beggin' on your knees for me
Yeah one day I'll have you crawlin' like a centipede
You mess with me and mess with her
So I'll make sure you get what you deserve
Yeah one day you'll be beggin' on your knees for me
Alright kiddies, so I'm probably going to split up the promised "extremely detailed update" in three parts by each year. I left off sometime in February or March 2014. So that's where I'm going to start. 
spread love
and positivity

When we try to control relationships by
being manipulative or forceful in our
ideals we often find we push the other
person away so much that they remove
their presence, sometimes in both the physical
and mental nature.

Who knew your best friend would become your lover?

So much changes in 3 years. No pity party, but I have had so many terrible things happen. I need and outlet, and I'm going to use witty for just that! Stay tuned for an extremely detailed update.
There are so many miles between us but I
always feel very close to you
I promise that my love for you will always be
honest and true
I am waiting to be with you and loving you
more and more
You are the one I treasure in my heart, you
are the one I absolutely adore
You give me hope when things don’t seem to be
going right
I miss the way you comfort me and hold me
throughout the night
I would walk a thousand miles just to be by
your side
Coz you are the crown on my head, you are
my pride
You are the one who has taken away my every
sorrow and fear
It is because of you that my eyes no longer
shed a single tear
I miss keeping my head on your shoulder
whenever I feel like crying
I can’t live a single moment without you but I
am trying
Your love has changed my life and I am so
happy you can see
I love you so much that I can not imagine the
world without you and me
We were meant to fall in love and we are
destined to be together
Come back in my arms, I promise to hold your
hand always and forever
i think i got proposed to today but im really not sure lmao his words were im gonna move in with you then im gonna marry you 😍😍
“Stars in the sky, stars on the ground. It’s hard to tell where the sky ends and the earth begins.
I feel the need to say something grand and poetic,
but the only thing I come up with is “It’s lovely.” 
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