Funny Quotes



I'm addicted to the internet.


  This has gotten way out of hand.


 

format by Breeze


My nephew believes that if he blows on hot cheetos it will make them less "hot" xD





I have been on book strike
ever since I read the ending of The Fault In Our Stars
I haven't read in months, because I am forever sobbing over it







 





How do I even function while on my period?





 



Time to break out my fancy sunglasses
so I can be cocky like everyone says and look the part too






 

All of my followers are dead.


 
You're The Reason I Wake Up Every Morning.
No.. Not Raelly I Got School
You're The Reason I Wake Up Every Morning.
No.. Not Raelly I Got School
Friend: did you just fart because you just blew me away.
Me: ......
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