Funny Quotes on Witty Profiles

Mom : *Leaves the room*

Me : "MOM.MOM.MOM.MOM.MOM COME BACK IT'S URGENT"

Mom : "What?!"

Me: "Shut the door"

Fay*
funny

do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

purity*
funny

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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purity*
funny

John: *wearing a beanie at class*
Teacher: John take off your beanie while you are in class.
John: Why don't you tell Christina to take it it off? She wears a beanie too!
Christina: ...
Teacher: Christina's is a girly accessory.
Peter: John's is a girly accessory too!
Class: *laughs*
John: *blushes* YOUR FACE IS A GIRLY ACCESORY YOU BASTAR.D!
Teacher: Hey! Stop talking!
Paul: He needs it cause he has SWAG!
Christina: I think he is just having a bad hair day...
Class: ...
Teacher:..
John: ...

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AthenaS
school

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kpop
love

Friend: Seriously what happened to your imagination?

Me: I never had any.

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Steezy
funny

Me and my mom watching an indian episode
Me: Who's that girl?
Mom: Gehna.
Me: Thanks, but who is she?
Mom: I told you, Gehna.
Me: Okay!! But what is she in that house?
Mom: Daughter-in-law!!!!

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DanielaMN
funny

I flipped the cards over and saw hearts.♥♥

I shuffled them and said, “I dont deal with love.”

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Caaasper.🐙*
love

you don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie,when you're ugly.

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jane Bond*
funny

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Got places to go...
go t TA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
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Aliavdor
funny