Funny Quotes


Every breath I breathe
and every step I take,
the clock keeps ticking
bringin' me closer to fate.

 
They say the good die young, I must be on my way

"Kindness should be freely given, not earned."
-Hey Arnold references
:)
 


8 years old.
Randoms: Look at that guy playing with barbie dolls! LOL
Me: Well excuuuuuussssse me for wanting my Barbie to fall in love with my Optimus Prime.





Tyrion Lannister: I drink and I know things
Jon Snow: *Knows nothing*




I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me.

After today, the ice cream man
can go fxxk himself.


 
*Clicks Funny Quotes*
*Reads 20*
Me: These are not funny...... lol 
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE THE ONE TO CARE MORE, BUT IT WAS YOU. AND YOU CARED SO MUCH. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY MY PLANTS DIED AND IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO SUNLIGHT. YOUR PLANTS DIED






 











BECAUSE YOU OVER-WATERED THEM. ARE SITUATIONS WERE SO DIFFERENT, YET THEY RESULTED IN THE SAME DEMISE. GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR LIGHT, I DON'T WANNA FEEL EMPTY. AND I'LL HOLD YOUR WATERING CAN.

 



*Sees someone push a revolving door*

"You don't deserve to be pushed around like that"


 
Hello, here is my first post
I CRIED OVER A BOY ONCE. IT MADE ME FEEL STUPID, AND I'M NOT STUPID. I'M A SMART GIRL. I WON'T CRY OVER BOYS ANYMORE. HE DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF MY EMOTIONS, NOT TEARS, AND ESPECIALLY NOT SMILES.

 

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