Funny Quotes

If you get too worried about what could go wrong,
you might miss a chance to do something great.


You made me a promise once 
You told me you'd never give up on me 

The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late.
No more fairy tales. From now on, only fairy facts.

And remember what it felt like
To be alone
Sitting in the sunlight
All alone


The water is warm
but it's sending me shivers

It's time to quit thinking in terms of 'us' versus 'them,' and start thinking in terms of 'them' versus 'us.'
Ask me no questions ... and let's just leave it at that.
For a good time call 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.
I suspect the idiom 'worm one's way' entered the language gradually, possibly by means of guile or deceit.
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