Funny Quotes

Its funny how one person can change you whole outlook on life







 

I WANNA FALL INSIDE YOUR GHOST AND FILL UP EVERY HOLE INSIDE MY MIND. AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I AM HALF A SOUL
DIVIDED.








 



 






 

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I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
it feels like im drowning without any water
Trust no one but yourself!!
I dont understand why this is happening, why are you always busy now, why dont you seem happy when you talk to me, why dont you answer my text with love the way you did before, why arent you saying you love me anymore did i do something wrong is it my face? my hair? my eyes? Ill get botox, ill get extensions, ill get contacts just please tell me and dont leave me with this empty heart
IT'S HARD TO BE  OKAY WITH YOURSELF WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERYDAY AND ONLY SEE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE. AND ALL THE "WHAT IFS" PLAY THROUGH YOUR MIND. WHAT IF I WAS THINNER? WHAT IF I HAD MORE FRECKLES? WHAT IF I DIDN'T HAVE ACNE? WE ARE TAUGHT OF IMPERFECTIONS BUT NEVER HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ACNE AND STILL BE BEAUTIFUL? WHY CAN'T I HAVE A LITTLE MORE MEAT ON MY BONES AND STILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF? I WISH I COULD SAY I LOVE MYSELF, BUT WHY SHOULD I WHEN NOBODY ELSE DOES?



 






 

what is when but when is what so when is what when
when the guy you fancy is working on your car and you're trying to help (by picking up things he drops because you lack any real skills), but instead you accidentally slam your head into car door mirror a few times (as in more than once) and get stung on the a.ss by a bee (because why not?)
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