Funny Quotes

spending one night with you makes nights on my own so much harder.

imagine reading a book of all the lies you've told
YOUR REACTION WHEN














your best friend's mother makes a dirty joke.

Your Reaction When....














YOUR BEST FRIEND HATES YOUR FAVORITE SONG

woah THANKS STEVE I GET IT NOW!!!!!!
I don't feel like I should be single
because his inductive reasoning skills
are severely lacking.
Follow mee because
why not
im awesome
goodbye
If you tell me I can't, I will show you I can.
If you tell me I can, I will spend my whole life wondering if it's true.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can't wait to become a teenager because they think it's fun.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
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