Isn't it weird how
we basically have an endless mental conversation with
ourselves?
Isn't it weird how
we basically have an endless mental conversation with
ourselves?
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put
it in your pocket.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me
to quit going to those places.
A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in
the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke
each other with straws. ~Author Unknown
A good friend would offer you an umbrella when it
is raining. A best friend would steal and yell "RUN
B*ITCH, RUN!"
