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hen I'm reading through post and I start reading a add I'm like
What the Frick move the heck over adds nobody likes u stop acting like freaking post 

If you agree
How u tell if someone is  a moron u walk into a store and hollar hey moron and 
Whoever looks at u is a moron 
If u think someone is a mind-reader just mentally scream if the look at u weirdly 
Or flinch then there a mind-reader
Its the truth try it 

How do we stop terrorism? 
We need to stop participating in it overseas. 
Obama-led drone strikes in Afghanistan kill civilians 90% of the time. 
The U.S. dropped a total of 23,144 bombs on the ME in 2015 alone. 
Remember, this is the same guy that won a nobel peace prize. 

Clinton supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Trump is elected.

Trump supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Clinton is elected.

Do you know what?

They’re both right!
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I want that petty Nutella drama to happen again on Witty. :(

some of us are hardly ever here
some of us were born to disappear

this love's shining brighter than gold
this love is like letters in bold
this love is like out of control
this love is never growing old
you make it new
still falling for you


there's a hope that's waiting for you in the dark

hey is this still a thing?
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