Funny Quotes

Dear friends, let us love one another because love comes from God. Whoever loves is a child of God and knows God. (1 John 4:7) 
Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us.
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don't deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it's true, and two, because that dumba.ss boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he's like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him daisy. Say he couldn't get it up untill he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
I got way to much on my mind playa.
"You are never given a wish without being given the power to make it come true."
HAHA just pushed a doll of a shelf...totally freaked that kid out!
Love inspires us to live life as we were meant to: with truth, passion, and will
Needing your glasses to find
your glasses;
Managed to get sunburned in March,
I mean how...?
Saying,
"Oh, yeah I get it!"
Just so the teacher walks away...
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