Funny Quotes

"You sat down next to me and I forgot how to breathe."
You never know what you have until...




                                                                     ...you clean your room.
that moment when you realize that the comic you've bought is not ending in the issue you have
food can lighten your mood (okay not TOO much because then you'll feel your stomach aching, trust me)
sometimes i eat for psychological reasons
Bates Motel/ Dylan Logic:

SO MY BROTHER SLEPT WITH A GIRL THAT DOESN'T LIKE HIM AT ALL, AND NOW HE DREAMS ABOUT KILLING HER. WHAT SHOULD I DO? DATE HER, OFC.

stupid af, why don't you come to me, you'll have a great time

 

Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you're so late? 
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
We hold onto stupid reasons to live.
omg i haven't been on here in so long..looking back on my
old quotes i see how stupid i was aha

"Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!"
— ANNE FRANK

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