Funny Quotes

Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws. ~Author Unknown

WE HAVE DESTROYED OUR EXISTANCE
TRYING TO MAKE IT MORE CONVENIENT.
 
I can't wait to tell my kids all of the f*cked up things me and my friends have done at parties
I drunkenly got my cartilage pierced at a party last night, #sorrymom

A good friend would offer you an umbrella when it is raining.  A best friend would steal and yell "RUN B*ITCH, RUN!"
Staying up until 12 watching Pretty Little Liars
People You Might Like
  • *immortal*
  • Steve
  • Amenah
  • *zeebs*
  • * Lypophrenia *
  • Miluiel*
  • Sirus*
Newest Wittians
  • AmberWright
  • mthompson
  • Ramzy
  • hbsophia
  • shaquana
  • asiozaur
  • Paolaxx