Funny Quotes

 

in the middle of the night
in my dreams
you should see the things we do

 



she's like the sunflower
that never looks back at the sun

 






we are searchlights
we can see in the dark
 

I was supposed to go hang out with a boy.

I cut myself while shaving.

I was bleeding really bad.

I was way too embarrassed to tell him.

But I did anyway.

And he rushed to my apartment.

With a first aid kit.
 
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Counting using your fingers because
you're clearly quite the mathematical genius
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The name of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in front of it.
I don’t mind sharing gossip, but I won’t spread it.
“You hurt me,” she said. “And for the longest time, I was waiting for you to come save me. For you to tell me it was okay, and to tell me I would be fine.” “I’m just here to tell you that I did all on my own,” she said, “And I’m still here.”
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The government that peers over your shoulder can also look down your shirt.
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