Funny Quotes

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.  So as long as you're not afraid of feeling absolutely terrified, you should be just fine.
In the Southern Hemisphere, zippers close downward.
To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea. 
Data n.  Acronym for digital asymmetric threat agent.
I'M HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS THAT EVERYONE WHO SEES YOU WANTS YOU




 
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You can't make this stuff up.  Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.
I strongly support creation of the United States Space Force, and I am prepared to nominate several officials for immediate deployment.
A mnemonic verse to help one remember not to commit genocide:

Only a creep'll
Annihilate a people







 
YOU CAN'T LOVE NOTHING UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU




 
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Brick wall waterfall girl you think you got it all you dont i do so boom with yo attitude !
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