Funny Quotes

I'm against anyone dictating morality, no matter who they are.  Stop being lazy and type it yourself.
Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate service handler.
Last night I questioned my belief in God.  But my belief in God had an airtight alibi.
story time. My boyfriend and i were supposed to get breakfast. We woke up early.I wanted to shower, he didnt. I headed in the shower by myself.He knows I spend a while in tbe shower, but when I left the bathroom, he was not happy.He wasn’t talking to me, and when I asked what was weong, he said it’s because I showered too long.So I didn’t want to go for breakfast anymore, and I said that. he swerved the car, almost into a ditch.He was egging me on the whole car ride, I stayed quiet because I was always afraid he would hit me.We went back to my house, he stormed upstairs and started packing all his stuff.He went inside the bathroom and burned himself with a lighter and said it was my fault.He said he was going to go committ.He said if we don’t go for breakfast, I would never see him again and our relationship was done.I went for breakfast.Looking back, I’m glad I broke up with him.
Hey, D. Ahmed Protais traveled 16 countries in 8 years. Gotta know certain cultures and beliefs. Never found a truth if bible or coran are real. Never found Satan's book recommending people to sin, but bible says God does everything. so, the religion is big liar.
Sometimes you don't need to believe in the reality, until you know well what the hell is all about.
The first flight of D. Ahmed Protais were 2012 in Singapore. On behalf of World Global Mobile Network Company.
Ahmed Protais is one among genius who are mostly wrong to people by their own thoughts. People betray themselves on his behalf.
You are not totally wrong if you try to resolve conflicts while you are still angry, but you are foul. better first relax and think wise.
For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 SECONDS of happiness!
People You Might Like
  • *Freedom*
  • Steve
  • dontsellyourselfshort
  • Dudu*
  • nicole🌹*
  • mariah_love1369
  • musicure
Newest Wittians
  • movstoweb
  • dvagopk
  • vQHKbSMJVnsGxf
  • rEVDceMSJuP
  • EYAMkyRCIlXdqZ
  • VKFEyUtsofca
  • fHnaTxELFzpXGyD