Funny Quotes

The questions are more important than the answers

... right?

LASIK Poem

Boys don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But in his dreams every boy seduces
A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

I stand by my principles.  The fact that I stand several feet away from them with my face covered is purely a health precaution.
I'll have a mixed reality with a tangy vinaigrette.
There are √-4 sides to every √-1 story.
Better a femme fatale than a femme coupure de papier.
Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.
Thinking about moving to the Equator so I can be upgraded to a tropical depression.
“You’re never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book.”


“Let’s hope.”
Wall, wall, behind the mirror

Who the hell put this spy cam here???

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