Funny Quotes

'Security awareness' is an oxymoron.
Not to oppose injustice is to be party to it – and who doesn't like to be have fun!
The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.



Like if you are still 
on  witty,

I haven't been on witty since high school
is it still a thing or am I here for a lost cause?
Spank you!

Your welt come!

You can question a person's opinion and reasoning without questioning their patriotism (although it's only one more question, so it's not like questioning their patriotism is that much extra work).
For a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get 'bi-' and 'semi-' mixed up.
Policy bias n.  Policy not by us.
The heart never lies.  It asserts alternative facts.
If her eyes don't sparkle, her gun will.
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