Funny Quotes

You say 'evasive action' like there's some other kind.
Whenever I hear folks talk about gender, I'm thankful we don't have any in this country.
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hootin' is the gate way drug to hollerin'
By any ends necessary.
Today, as in the past, a successful career requires sacrifice.  And today, as in the past, there's usually a maiden and a volcano involved.
The statement 'A picture is worth a thousand words' is worth 0.007 of a picture.
When they take their clothes off, everyone's in drag.
Secret 21.7.  Get others to do unto other others what those other others would have those others do unto you.
If I do get what I want, should I still try some time to get what I need?
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