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Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.
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YOU MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE THEY AREN'T ANYONE
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I KNOW MY PLACE AND IT'S NOT WITH YOU
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If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal.
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