Funny Quotes

If I took off my sunglasses, everyone else would have to put on theirs.

They say that unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.  Then again, if you're a dog you probably like that view. 
I'm having an out-of-experience body.
Sometimes it pays to be--,
a penguin and not a giraffe.
Its a shame that this is where my heart must be left

In the giant holes of hell i once called heaven

Since i thought you were my heaven
Extraordinary (adj.)  Even more ordinary than usual.
To maintain good karma, drive on good roadma.
Don't get eaten by that, you'll ruin its appetite!
As long as it rhymes, everything will be fines.

Are we human because we gaze at the stars,
or do we gaze at them because we are human?


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