Funny Quotes

Whenever I have French fries, I think of her – partly because we loved ordering French fries together, and partly because she was French, and also partly because her name was Fries.
If the world will never be the same again, the world will never be the same, again.
I work in an error conditioned office.
My word is my blonde.
If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?
To me it's not a near riot unless it's within 10 feet.
Never run away from a problem.  If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly.  If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
Your genitals refer to your head as 'up there,' with equal embarrassment.
knock knock!
who's there?
dishes
dishes who?
dishes sean connery

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