Funny Quotes

By and large, it's better to be far and small.
Fate loves the fearless especially with pesto.
After years of study and practice, I'm now a scratch non-golfer.
Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to begin with.
Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.
Happy wife, happy life.  Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.
Life's a pitch, then you spy.
YOU MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE THEY AREN'T ANYONE





 
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If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal.
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