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Me, me, me
Me, me, me
Me eating wings
These are a few of my favorite things






YOU KNOW THAT I'M PROUD AND I CAN'T GET THE WORDS OUT.
 
 
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I STILL SEE YOUR BRIGHT EYES AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO YOU.
 
 
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If the statement 'Not every question deserves an answer' was the answer to a question, I guess that question did.

That 'Hallelujah' song by Leonard Cohen would have been more popular if he'd written a verse with the word 'Booyah!' in it.
Show me a culture with no word for awe, and I'll show you a people who've never had their tonsils examined. 
Always act accordion to your conscience.
DRIVING HOME ON AN EMPTY HIGHWAY. I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU AND I HIT THE BRAKES. WHAT WE HAD AND WHO WE WERE WAS SO CLEAR. BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T SEE NOTHING THROUGH THESE TEARS.
 
 
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YOU PICK A FIGHT 
AND I'LL DEFINE IT
 
 
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I FEEL LIKE A BRAND NEW PERSON BUT I MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES.
 
 
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