She walked into my life
like a shopper walking into a closed sliding door an hour before
the store opens.
... Wait, the F in MILF
doesn't stand for fathom???
A nasal cavity for a nasal cavity makes the whole world
anosmic.
I had a threesome last week.
... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in
Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?
It's been a year since I've been on here and so
much has changed and i cant believe how childish and crazy i
seemed. I started to delete a few things then realized this is
all apart of my progression and its interesting to look back on
how i used to be. Moving forward I hope i continue to chnage into
a much better person for myself, my family and my future
family.<3
I've finally stopped blaming
everything on my mother. I bought a chaise longue to recline
on while I'm blaming everything.
A man or woman is truly successful to the extent he or
she dedicates himself or herself to a life serving others or
otherettes.
The hand that feeds you is more nutritious than what you're
being fed.
Don't mind me. – Me, to my mind
