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Avoid panic buying. Depending on interest rates, it's often more cost effective to lease panic instead.
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After 8 years I'm back
I'm 21 now
I'm gay
Anybody still use this thing???
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Risk management? With pleasure!
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A sexual what?
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Responding to a job applicant's statement that she's asexual
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I'm not scared of public speaking, as long as it's not a scary public that speaks.
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It is hard for many things to exceed the heart
while love penetrates it
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The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse.
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Seize the day.
Constrict the day.
Swallow the day whole.
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I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype. Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype.
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I love you airconditionally.
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