Funny Quotes

Whoever put the second S in the KISS principle added 33% needless complexity.
A speaker at a motivational seminar asked me 'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?' 

I said 'Telepathically will you to ask me that question.'
I remember where I was and what I was doing when I first heard the news.  I just don't remember what the news was.
It must have been fun being the first humans, setting all those new world records every day.
William Feather said 'Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details,' though he didn't offer specifics.
Seeing is be leaving.
The more everyone knows about what everyone is doing, the more what everyone is doing is about knowing this.
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– key statement in Cantor's theorem proving that some infinities are larger than others

Me: Goes on one date.Nobody: Me: I should probably heart every last one of her photos now.

According to science, gender fluidity, if it's hot enough, can transform into a gender gas!
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