Funny Quotes

 
matutine
(adj.)


\ ˈmachəˌtīn \
of a star: just before the dawn





 
 
I can't rise unless I'm already shining.
Is it OK if I bite the hand that doesn't feed me? 
Your life is over?  Oh thank God.  For a moment I thought you said your life is sober.
On the other hand, getting found in the shuffle isn't necessarily all that hot either.
In hindsight, the absence of oversight was an oversight that revealed a lack of foresight as well as a need for greater insight into the dangers of shortsightedness.
Don't tell me the way, I can find it myself.  (But please tell me the way to the way.)
As the French would say, 'Les Français ne diraient jamais 'Comme diraient les Français.''











  
 As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say,
she will remember them all
when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits










 











  
I am always dreaming,
even when I'm awake;
it is never finished.











 
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