Funny Quotes


I am currently 22 and remembered this website & logged in. I am now currently hot boxing a car with two people I graduated with. #corona




'Tis not the tempest we dread, but the water damage.
What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.
People who don't need people are the second luckiest people in the world.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, but most have greatness thrust up in them.
The Insider Threat Principle.  If you're not a threat, you're not qualified to be an insider. 
Before you 'just breathe,' please be considerate and have a breath mint.
. Quiz .
Name: dawna
Birthday: may 20
Current Location: bed
Current Mood: bored, procrastinating
Flower: poppy, sunflower
Color: dark red
Restaurant: I have many
Store: Free People
Shoe: short boots
Animal: giraffe
Drink: cherry coke
This That or Both:
Summer or Winter: summer
Shoes or Purse: shoes
Jeans or Skirt: both
Showers or Baths: showers
Rich or Famous: rich
Diamonds or Pearls: diamonds
Ke$ha or Lady Gaga: lady gaga
Yoga or Sports: yoga
Jacuzzi or Pool: jacuzzi
Pink or Blue: pink
White or Black: white
Real tan or Tanning beds: real tan
Preppy or Gothic: bohemian :)
Eyeliner or Mascara: mascara
Lip Gloss or Lipstick: lipstick
Taken or Single: taken!
Relationships or Flings: depends on my mood
What's more important looks or personality: personality
Crush?: always
Do they know you like them: usually
Do you believe in soulmates: i dont know
Do you like romantic guys: as long as they're not lame
Flowers or candy?: both
Have you been in love: yes
Did it work out: sometimes
Has any guy ever cheated on you: no
Have you ever cheated: no
Who's your best friend: nicole and stayshia
Do you tell him/her everything: yes
Is this person number 1 on your friends list: is this myspace?
Would you do anything for him/her: yes
Can you be yourself in front of your girls: duh
There's no pancreas for the world's problems.

... What?  It's 'panacea?'

That too.

She told me she would make me forget the pain.

… Who knew there was something worse than pain???

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