Funny Quotes

More mute while they're on talk, than talk while they're on mute.
When I was 13, I thought adversity was a place you went to learn advertising. 

When I was 23, I realized that when I was 13 I was right.
Some of my best friends I met in books.  But then, I've always been partial to tiny, extremely flat people.
If you need anything, just let me no.
Who waxes indignant shall buff resigned.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog it's fighting.
I'll rage, rage against the dying of the light, right after my nap.
If loving you is wrong, don't worry because I probably won't do it right.
I didn't even know this website still existed. I haven't been on here in like 8 years so I'm surprised I remembered my password. Witty was the best back in the day and it's literally the reason I chose my career path. I'm sad it's not as popular as it once was; I hope it comes back to life eventually. It's so funny to see the stuff I posted on here when I was 12 lol. Maybe I'll start posting again :)
I like the rainbow flag because it doesn't include mauve.
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