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“According to studies, 55% of communication is nonverbal,” she kneed.
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Chukcha bought a refrigerator.
— What do you need this fridge for? You live in Siberia.
— To warm up during winter. Imagine the joy - it`s -40 outside and +4 in the refrigerator.
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aliramkarim16
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It turns out that the writer Franz Kafka was handsome, athletic, popular with women and frequently promoted at work.
Talk about Kafkaesque.
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TheCovertComic
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I don't have the slightest idea – but my ideas are pretty close.
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If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.
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TheCovertComic
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How can I love others if I don’t love myself – and why hasn’t wikiHow published an article on this yet???
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The question isn’t what the future holds – the question is why the future has to squeeze them so hard.
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Only time will tell.
... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.
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TheCovertComic
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I said I had skin in the game. I never said it was mine.
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