Funny Quotes

Could I have the whole kit, but none of the caboodle?
Sometimes you win sometimes you learn
A successful website does three things:
It attracts the right kinds of visitors.
Guides them to the main services or product you offer.
Collect Contact details for future ongoing relation.
We all have our pet peeves.  But mine have won Best of Breed twelve years running.
'Security awareness' is an oxymoron.
Not to oppose injustice is to be party to it – and who doesn't like to be have fun!
The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.

Like if you are still 
on  witty,

I haven't been on witty since high school
is it still a thing or am I here for a lost cause?
Spank you!

Your welt come!

You can question a person's opinion and reasoning without questioning their patriotism (although it's only one more question, so it's not like questioning their patriotism is that much extra work).
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