Funny Quotes

Better over the top than under the bottom. 
I practice a back-to-nature lifestyle.  The farther behind my back nature is, the better.
Easier lies the head that leaves the crown on the nightstand.
A policymaker is a National Intelligence Estimate's way of making another National Intelligence Estimate.

No country with a McDonalds ever went to war against America.  Sadly, the same cannot be said for Burger Sheikh.

Real metajuggling isn't juggling additional objects, it's juggling jugglers.

Not only does history repeat itself, it increasingly forgets where it laid its keys.

Sent from heaven
Don't say 'problem,' say 'opportunity' – it's way scarier.
I disagree with what you think, but as long as you don't disable your remote neural oscillation monitoring port, I shall defend to the death your right to think it.
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