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Southwest Gothic
weather vanes spinning wildly even though there's no wind
sunsets bathing everything in saturated light before all the color disappears
old homesteads leaning to one side
everything covered in cobwebs
walking in the desert alone
but you're not alone
someone on the crest is crawling with you
waking up to the sound of a complete downpour but looking outside and it hasn't rained even a drop
your walls have eyes
and they've seen
 

My daughter asked me what 'mansplain' means.  Now what do I do???
Fear only motivates in the short term.  Fortunately, the long term is an unending series of short terms.


 
Midwest Gothic
abandon farms
silos that are slowly turning back into the earth
street lights that flicker as you pass them
empty streets in the middle of the night, but you still hear footsteps behind you
someone looking at you from a curtained window, then you blink and they’re gone
storm sirens at 2 AM
an old radio carackling on, even though no one touched it
the endless fields know your fears
 

Is technology morally neutral, or just undecided?
The more you do more with less, the less you have to do more with less more.
Think of managers, not as order givers, but as facilitators.  And that's a facilitation.


 
East Coast Gothic
foggy piers
something large and unknown washing up onto the shore
the end of the beach disappearing into the storm
shade of the forest, leaving patterned shadows and tricking your eyes
overgrown tombstones
old houses painted black, shuttered windows
an outbuilding in the middle of the woods, the forest has moved inside
you know someone lives there
figures between the trees, whispering

 

 

You don't make it up as you go, you make it up so as to keep going.
Never take credit for someone else's work.  Insist on cash only.
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