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I MOVE MOUNTAINS ON MY OWN, DON'T NEED NOBODY'S HELP



 
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If high heels are so wonderful, why do only 37% of men wear them?
It's said that horror is the removal of masks.  But wearing a mask – with that plastic smell and the rubber band slipping all the time – isn't much fun either.
Warning: consequences of consequence management may not be manageable.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.  So as long as you're not afraid of feeling absolutely terrified, you should be just fine.
In the Southern Hemisphere, zippers close downward.
To ride a tiger is easy if you're a flea. 
Data n.  Acronym for digital asymmetric threat agent.
I'M HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS THAT EVERYONE WHO SEES YOU WANTS YOU




 
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You can't make this stuff up.  Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.
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