Funny Quotes

A good conscience may be a continual Christmas, but save at least one night a year for Halloween.
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make gods.
I've never had a problem with rejection.  On the contrary, I've always been able to reject stuff any time I want. 
Imagine how this world would change if people were as passionate about human rights abuses as they are about sports.  First off, North Korean jerseys would outsell Swedish jerseys by like 5,000 to 1.
Warning: Letting freedom ring at excessive decibel levels may cause tinnitus.
Not only do I have a search warrant, I have a find warrant too.
Me, me, me
Me, me, me
Me eating wings
These are a few of my favorite things






YOU KNOW THAT I'M PROUD AND I CAN'T GET THE WORDS OUT.
 
 
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I STILL SEE YOUR BRIGHT EYES AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO YOU.
 
 
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If the statement 'Not every question deserves an answer' was the answer to a question, I guess that question did.

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