Funny Quotes

Please.
Stop hurting me.

After forty years in an abusive relationship, I finally found the courage to tell myself to get the hell out of my life. 
I wish I could be the dog my dog thinks I am.
More die from subtle force trauma than from blunt.

hard to explain,hard too show. i guess ill just say i dont know you and let it go...
A.S....

hard to explain,hard too show. i guess ill just say i dont know you and let it go...
A.S....

He doesn't understand yet that guilt comes to you not from the things you've done,
but from the things that others have done to you
What's wrong doesn't cease to be wrong merely because a majority believes it so.  It also requires my written approval.
You'll never win anything whining on the sidelines. You need to get out there and start whining on the field.
It's OK to pick your battles, as long as you don't eat them.
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