Funny Quotes

Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.
There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
Newest social me​dia acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).
I need to improve my work-work balance.
If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.
It’s said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s forever.  And if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they feel.
Yea, though I racewalk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not fear disqualification for violating the straight leg rule.
It's what you're inside that matters.

Motivational Quotes for Parasites

If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.
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