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Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.
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There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
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Newest social media acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).
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I need to improve my work-work balance.
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If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
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You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.
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It’s said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s forever.
And if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they feel.
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though I racewalk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not fear disqualification for violating the straight leg rule.
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It's what you're inside that matters.
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Motivational Quotes for Parasites
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If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.
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