Best Funny Quotes This Month

If only we were half as hungry for brains as zombies are.


 
I decide that
I want you to be happy with whatever you do
And wherever you are, I'll be thinking of you

 
 
You can only wish someone Happy Pi Day once a year.  But if you get up early enough, you can wish them Happy Pi Moment twice every 24 hours!
We say 'I don't know whether I'm coming or going,' as if it were somehow possible to do only one at a time. 
I filled out a survey at work.  The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'

I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

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