Best Funny Quotes This Year

I'M HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS THAT EVERYONE WHO SEES YOU WANTS YOU




 
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Like if you are still 
on  witty,

I haven't been on witty since high school
is it still a thing or am I here for a lost cause?
IF YOU WANTED ME YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SHOWED IT.



 
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I MOVE MOUNTAINS ON MY OWN, DON'T NEED NOBODY'S HELP



 
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IF ONE THING HAD BEEN DIFFERENT, WOULD EVERYTHING BE DIFFERENT TODAY?



 
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YOU FLIP A SWITCH JUST LIKE THAT. SUDDENLY YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE.





 
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matutine
(adj.)


\ ˈmachəˌtīn \
of a star: just before the dawn





 
 






 
YOU CAN'T LOVE NOTHING UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU




 
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Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine
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