Best Funny Quotes This Year

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Moms be like:
ME: "MOM, MY STOMACH HURTS"  MOM: YEAH, CAUSE YOU ALWAYS ON THAT PHONE"
🙃 HAPPY MOM´S DAY!🌻
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
In space, no one can tell you dropped the mic.
‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.
Being labeled is degrading and humiliating – especially when the label says ‘This Side Up.’
Female cross dressing?

What woman hasn’t dressed in anger now and then?
Selective blurring, but for real life.
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers.
– Bernard Williams
– My mother

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