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I'M HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS THAT EVERYONE WHO SEES YOU WANTS YOU




 
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I'm sorry for leaving
I'm sorry with one foot out the door
I'm unapologetically sorry for everything
...
Maybe more than anything, sorry you love me




 
If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?
I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged. 











  I wasted so many years being miserable because
I assumed that was the only way to be.
I don't want to do that anymore













 
YOU DID EVERYTHING YOU SAID YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO




 
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matutine
(adj.)


\ ˈmachΙ™ΛŒtΔ«n \
of a star: just before the dawn





 
 






 
YOU CAN'T LOVE NOTHING UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU




 
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