Best Funny Quotes This Year




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I'M HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS THAT EVERYONE WHO SEES YOU WANTS YOU




 
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I MOVE MOUNTAINS ON MY OWN, DON'T NEED NOBODY'S HELP



 
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If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?
I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged. 











  I wasted so many years being miserable because
I assumed that was the only way to be.
I don't want to do that anymore













 
YOU DID EVERYTHING YOU SAID YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO




 
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matutine
(adj.)


\ ˈmachəˌtīn \
of a star: just before the dawn





 
 






 
YOU CAN'T LOVE NOTHING UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU




 
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Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine
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