Best Funny Quotes This Year

Hello Friends!!👀



Moms be like:
ME: "MOM, MY STOMACH HURTS"  MOM: YEAH, CAUSE YOU ALWAYS ON THAT PHONE"
🙃 HAPPY MOM´S DAY!🌻
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Now that I know the truth, the truth has made me free.

(Though to be honest, before knowing the truth it wasn't like I was all that expensive.)

In space, no one can tell you dropped the mic.
‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.
Being labeled is degrading and humiliating – especially when the label says ‘This Side Up.’
Female cross dressing?

What woman hasn’t dressed in anger now and then?
Selective blurring, but for real life.
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