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     and my favorite mythical creature is
dad with funny jokes
Im not hard to talk to I just don't like society
In Junior High I was proud of being flat chested because gym was still fun for me and I didn't have to worry like all of my friends who complained about how it was no more fun because it hurt to run. I was proud of my height because it made me stand out enough that people thought I was some special person for just growing early. I was proud of my frizzy hair because it reminded me of a fun book character from a series I used to love, Pippi Longstocking, I was also proud of my red hair because of that. I was proud when I had to start shaveing and got my first pimple because it ment I was growing up. I was proud of my eye color because they were a little bit blueish. I was proud of my personality because everyone loved me and said I was a great friend. I was proud of my smile and laugh because they were contagious. I was proud of my mismatched clothes and crazy knee high socks because I had all the colors of the rainbow on me and rainbows were happy and was I. I was a stupid kid to think that I would be proud of these things for the rest of my life.

Oh my gods, I traded a Starburst for a Twix from my crush!!!

We're, like, so meant to be!

 
 

Dogs are  Human Beings Best  
friend.

Cats are Cleopatras best friend

All animals are My best friend

 
As stupid and mean as it sounds, I stabbed a kid with a highlight. I don't even know why, I just did.

The kid next to me and the kid across from him were playing with the highlighter, and I had my glasses on my planner because I was putting my hair in a headband. So, the highlighter rolls to my planner and the kid next to me tries to grab the highlighter, somehow moving my glasses on top of my planner to being on top of the highlighter. He touched my glasses and didn't grab the highlighter successfully, so I grabbed the highlighter, planning to just hand it to him, but for some stupid reason my instinct or mind or whatever, said to stab him with it When he had touched my glasses, for another stupid reason, I got mad at him, so that was the reason for stabbing.

I mean, like, this could be one of my stupidest reasons to get mad about! But, at the same time, I was actually glad, as stupid as it sounds.

It could've been because just a couple minutes before, I said to him, jokingly, "I love you," "Hi, cutie," and I hugged him, because the girl across from me dared me to and because I slightly like him.

I apologized but it didn't sound very heartfelt, so I wanted to apologize him again after school because he usually walks past my locker when leaving school, but I didn't see him or he didn't even pass. I honestly do feel guilty and bad about it, though.

Yeah, so I still don't know why I stabbed him.

Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be left alone.
Story time #7

So today I was running home
And I fell and cut my thigh, but somehow it didn't rip my pants
So I had blood running down my leg
And some boy walks up to me.

Boy: What's wrong with you?
Me: I got my period. I don't have a tampon. God, this is so embarrassing.
Boy: But... You're... You're a boy.. Right?
Me: Yea...
Boy: But. Boys don't get periods... Do they?
Me: Actually, they do. You'll get it around Freshman year.
Boy: That means I only have another year to go.
Me: Oo. It's gonna hurt, trust me. Better get used to wearing tampons.
Boy: Okay...
Me: Here, let's go to the store. I'll buy you some so you can start to practice.
Boy: Thanks, sir. That's really nice of you.

*At the store*

Cashier: That's nice of you to buy these. Most guys would be ashamed.
Boy: I'm more worried than I am ashamed...
Cashier: Why are you worried, sonny?
Boy: I'll be getting mine next year.
Cashier: But. Aren't you a boy?
Boy: Yes sir. When did you get yours?
Cashier: I didn't get mine...
Me: You're one of those rare ones that don't get it. I am so jealous.
Cashier: Wait... Is that why I couldn't produce children..?
Me: Yes, yes it is.

Then I gave him the money and walked out.
Yep.
I bought tampons for a boy just because of yolo.
I really need a hobby.


Well, if the government can shut down, why can't I?

I swear guys, with all my time venting to myself about things, I've sorta become a swearer. Like, I honestly don't wanna be a swearer, so yeah . . . I don't even know why I did this . . .
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