Funnylol Quotes


i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK 

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella specia

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
Today I was walking in the hallway and started crying because I randomly thought "I could kill every single one of you if I wanted" if that doesn't say something about me then idk man
You know when you walk into the room and forget why you went there
God is playing sims
He just canceled an action.
in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your as/s” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
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