Funnylol Quotes

Its funny until someone gets hurt...


Then its hilarious
Dont be a r@sist! Be more Mario; an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.



*opens ITunes*
*untangles headphones*
*ITunes opens*



 
  Someday your prince charming will come.
Mine just took a wrong turn,
got lost,
and is too stubborn to ask for
directions.
was listening to i hate everything about you by 3 days grace

the chourus is
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
(why do i love you?) 


them im like this song describes me and cake

its so fattening yet so tasty

 

if youve never jammed out to
we are never getting back together by taylor swift.
then im calling you a liar.






Well, the fridge broke
so I had to eat everything.
 




if you don't have a profile picture on facebook,
i automatically assume you're a pedophile.


 


Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make.
Your. Point. Any. Stronger.
It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your.
Computer. Has. Asthma.

Just Saying.











I'm so excited for Valentines day.
All the chocolate is going to be on sale omg.




 
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