Fuuny Quotes

People ask me 'pls' just because it's shorter than 'please' I feel perfectly justified to answer 'no' because it's shorter than 'yes'

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Fat Amy*
fuuny

Whatever happens with us, your body
will haunt mine — tender, delicate
your lovemaking, like the half-curled frond
of the fiddlehead fern in forests
just washed by sun.
~Adrienne Rich

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gooddeeds
fuuny

Sometimes, it's not the person you miss. It's the feelings and moments you had when you were with them.

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gooddeeds
fuuny

I do my homework the way guys fall in love with me- slowly, then not at all

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_Jannette
fuuny

haters only hate cause they are your biggest fan

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Cupcake145*
fuuny

If Someone tells you:
Your clothing style is Gay,
Respond with:

"Yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

Cookiedoughformats

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Nananananaa
gay

me: you annoy me
me:
me:
me: go play in traffic

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incompetent*
fuuny

I feel like Mother Nature left a message for each cup size.

A: at least you tried.

B: not bad.
C: you don't need a pretty face or a nice personality
D: you sure you're not related to kim kardashian?

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sweg
fuuny

convo between my & my friend at pep rally
me: you see the guy in the #3 football jersey?
her:yeah..?
me: hes hot..& in my business class.
her: dude you gotta talk to him
me: dude im trying.
her: 1st. you have to talk to him. then...you f.uck him
me: O_o ....well that escalated quickly....

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
fuuny

I like trumpets....what's your problem b**ch?

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RenieTG
fuuny