Genius Quotes

Moron's Bark
Leunig

Late last night when all was dark
I thought I heard a moron bark
And as the sound began to die
I heard another one reply

And then the sound became a din
As more and more morons joined in
And suddenly I realised
That they were getting organised

My blood ran cold, my skin turned grey
Remembering election day
Was not so terribly remote
And morons had the right to vote!

Australia has some nasty things
The crocodile, the fish that stings.
The snake, the spider and the shark
But worst of all, the moron’s bark!