German Quotes

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage

Will you 'til death be her rider
Her lover too, to stay inside her

Alles hat ein ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.

 

 

Und ich singe diese Lieder,
tanz' mit tränen in den Augen.
Bowie war für'n Tag mein Held,
EMF kann es nicht glauben.
Und ich steh' im lila Regen,
ich will ein Feuerstarter sein.
Whitney wird mich immer lieben,
und Michael lässt mich nicht allein. 

 

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY DOITSU

Please take a moment of silence and recite the Doitsuism pledge. 

"I am a Doitsuist. 
Live by the Doitsu
Die by the Doitsu
Inhale the Doitsu
Exhale the Doitsu
Speak the Doitsu way
Doitsu. 
Doitsu. 
(pause here for dramatic effect)...
Doitsu. "

A-Potate. 
 

My German Teacher: That storm was bad last night, our power went out and we won't get it back until Thursday! 

Me: Oh my God, Herr Sedore, what are you going to do?! 

My German Teacher: Well, I think I'll bring the kids here and we will sleep in the German room. The kids could run down the halls and play in the pool, it'll be like a hotel! 

The class:

My German Teacher: Kidding, guys, kidding. 

Me: THAT

Me: WOULD 

Me: BE

Me: AAWWEESSOOMMEE!!!!!!!

Whenever in health class we have a sub and we usually have to read 2 articles and write 2 pragraphs about each summary and I really hate doing that because it's so boring and I sit next to my crush in that class and i'd rather just be talking to him.
So since I can speak 4 more languages (almost fluent) and Iots of different sign languages, I usually say I can't speak English and so does my crush (Michael, I usually tell him how to say stuff.) and we can both 'speak' sign language so we usually just sign each other stuff. so ya being bilingual is rllllllllllly helpful. *u* 

Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt wird brennen.
Der Zweifel und die Angst werden im Feuer untergehn.
Reich mir die Hand, unsere Welt soll brennen,
unser Stolz und unser Blut in alle Ewigkeit vereint.