The biggest joke on witty:
People who make multiple accounts to favorite their own quotes.
Is
This
Desprate
For
Attention.
Me: WTF am I then? An ogre?
Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Uhm, helllllll no! I totally am.
*Hot guy walks by and winks at her*
Popular, Thin, Gorgeous Girl: Oh my gosh, I'm so loved! That cutie just winked at me! i'm going to go show off my toned stomach in my new bikini! EEK!
*She runs away to her gorgeous friends, leaving me alone*
Me: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
-_____-
"GROW
UP - get a life."
excuse
me?
I am
perfectly content with my life.
I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a
teen can and cannot do.
I don't want to live in a
world where my Hogwarts letter was never
sent (It got lost in the
mail)
Where my closet doesn't
lead to Narnia (The passageway is just
broken)
Where my book will never lead
to the Hundred Acre Wood
(Pooh got lost on the
way)
Or where magic doesn't
exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles
know of their existence)
I refuse to live in a world where
the Doctor doesn't save us
regularly (He's off on another
planet)
Where Sherlock doesn't
solve the hardest
crimes (He's still pretending he's
dead)
Or where Peter Pan is just a
children's
story (He's off fighting some
pirates)
Or where fantasies are just that
- fantasies
Sure,
I might be a teenager, but
my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my
book opened, my window left unlocked.
"Grow up, get a life"
Yah right. Have fun in the real world.
and may the odds be ever in your
favor
The more I see you on the top quotes the
Its not even funny
