When someone you hate likes something of
yours:
Excuse me, but did I give you permisson to like
that?
me: look at his ghetto booty
it's just so big
bestie:ikr! i just wanna shank that
me: i wanna grab that
bestie: i wanna smack that all on the floor
me: bahaha we both talkin about his ghetto booty right?
bestie: I'm a single pringle i can say or do what i want
^_^
me: (>_>) did you just call yourself a single pringle
Having to recite the entire
alphabet
because you can't remember what comes after that one letter.
