I have so much to say
but nobody to listen
but nobody to listen
Look at meow
look
at meow
i'm getting pa-purrr
-not my
format-
I try to get over him
I tried not fall for him again
but I now know I need him like
a plant needs water.....
but I also know it will never happen
I'm in a relationship
with my keyboard...he's just my type
Me: *thinks of something funny*
Me: Hehe......
Me: Kara you crack me up sometimes...
Me: *thinks of another funny thing*
Me: I cant hold this in....
Me: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
My Dog: *stares at me*
Me: You know you love me
My Dog: *leaves room*
Me: Well ok then.....
How to annoy your Parents
1) Follow them around teh house everywhere
2) Moo when they call your name.
3) Pretend you have amnesia.
4) Say everything backwards
5) Run into walls.
6) Say that wearing clothes is againstyour religion.
7) Go into their rrom at 4 a.m and say " Good Morning Sunshine!"
8) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder
9) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
10) Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11) In public yell " No Mom i will not snog you"
12)Talk to a pen ( ex.Oh, you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!)
13) Switch the light buttonon and off for a while then yell "Oh I get it"
14) Try to climb the wall
15) Hold their hand and whisper to them " i see dead people."
16) Eat your hair
17) At everythhing they say yell "LIAR!"
18) When you take a shower yell " I'm Drowning! I'm Drowning!"
19) Tap on their door all night saying" Help me afohdsakfhdsl!"
20) Talk to the commercial guy on T.V about your problems.
1) Follow them around teh house everywhere
2) Moo when they call your name.
3) Pretend you have amnesia.
4) Say everything backwards
5) Run into walls.
6) Say that wearing clothes is againstyour religion.
7) Go into their rrom at 4 a.m and say " Good Morning Sunshine!"
8) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder
9) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
10) Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11) In public yell " No Mom i will not snog you"
12)Talk to a pen ( ex.Oh, you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!)
13) Switch the light buttonon and off for a while then yell "Oh I get it"
14) Try to climb the wall
15) Hold their hand and whisper to them " i see dead people."
16) Eat your hair
17) At everythhing they say yell "LIAR!"
18) When you take a shower yell " I'm Drowning! I'm Drowning!"
19) Tap on their door all night saying" Help me afohdsakfhdsl!"
20) Talk to the commercial guy on T.V about your problems.
Me: *see's friend take out a piece of gum*
Me: Can I have a piece?
Friend: Sorry that was my last piece
Me: You sit on a throne of lies.
I get
it.
Popeye was a sailor and
their
food goes through me like a
torpedo.
Yo Mamma is so old....
the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Come with me and take a pee in a world of pure urination
admit it... you sang that
admit it... you sang that
