I can relate so much to this
giraffe
At the touch of her lips,
it grew long and swollen.
I gasped as she squeezed
and pulled expertly.
It was the best
balloon giraffe
I'd ever seen.
Just
sitting
at the
back
of the
classroom
drawings
giraffe
with
wings.
The lions walking into the
wood,comes up to a zebra and the lion says -
" You know something zebra, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me, I'm rough, tough and king of the jungle."
The zebra just shrugs and moves on.
Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says-
"You know giraffe, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me, I'm rough,tough&king of the jungle."
Lion comes to a frog and the lion says-
" You know frog you're a ridiculous looking animal.
You're green and slimy"
And the frog says-
" Hey f*ck you, I've been sick."
" You know something zebra, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me, I'm rough, tough and king of the jungle."
The zebra just shrugs and moves on.
Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says-
"You know giraffe, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me, I'm rough,tough&king of the jungle."
Lion comes to a frog and the lion says-
" You know frog you're a ridiculous looking animal.
You're green and slimy"
And the frog says-
" Hey f*ck you, I've been sick."
❝One last hurrah for the drunk giraffe.❞ ~ Matt Smith
do you ever go on youtube
to watch
a music video but
next thing you know,
you're watching a
video on how to talk
to a giraffe
A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.
This giraffe needs help.
"Have you ever seen that crazy guy that always comes by the
lake?" the tiger asked the giraffe.
"What guy?" asked the giraffe.
"The guy with the camera and the blue hat and he's always running and screaming. Ever seen him?" replied the tiger. This confused the giraffe. She knew the guy the tiger was talking about, what with his camera and blue hat, but screaming and running? That didn't sound like him. Whenever the giraffe saw him, he just silently snapped a picture and continued walking.
"What are you talking about, tiger? He's not crazy?"
"He's always screaming and running whenever I see him." tiger told the giraffe.
The two were confused and wondered why this guy seemed calm and peaceful with the giraffe and ran and screamed when he saw the tiger.
"What guy?" asked the giraffe.
"The guy with the camera and the blue hat and he's always running and screaming. Ever seen him?" replied the tiger. This confused the giraffe. She knew the guy the tiger was talking about, what with his camera and blue hat, but screaming and running? That didn't sound like him. Whenever the giraffe saw him, he just silently snapped a picture and continued walking.
"What are you talking about, tiger? He's not crazy?"
"He's always screaming and running whenever I see him." tiger told the giraffe.
The two were confused and wondered why this guy seemed calm and peaceful with the giraffe and ran and screamed when he saw the tiger.
