Best Girl Quotes Today

Every girl on Wtty: I'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: I'm ugly *actually ugly*

Someone: That's so gay
White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR. 
Someone: That's so gay
Gay person: I know, right?

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

  Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also,slept with your best friend." 

An engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl.

The engineer used to give her an apple every day.

Why.. ?

One day I'm going to wake up, roll over on my side,
and kiss the love of my life good morning   

    ♥ ♥ ♥   

Nerd Girl Problems #2:
When the movie is different than the book, and everyone loves the movie.

Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
Me: *leaves*

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t 

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG