Best Girlfriend Quotes This Month


This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled 

The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things


that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat


If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
Things I would do with my girlfriend:
1. Hug her from behind
2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
3. Kiss her unexpectedly
4. Show her off in front of my friends
5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
6. Get a summer job with her
7. Listen to her
8. Make her laugh
9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
10. ALWAYS text her first
11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
14. Let her win any game we play
15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
17. Write her cute poems
18. Tell her I love her
19. Put her before all of my friends
20. Love her

Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
*Table breaks*

 





          Pop artists: *writes love song about their girlfriend of 3 hours*
          Rock artists: *writes love song about their wife of 20 years*






What if you were holding a puppy,

And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"

& it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
"I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."

There are two types of crushes:


1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
know you better”

 

2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me


There is no in between


My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch 
animal planet

 he might see his ex girlfriend on there.
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