Goldfish Quotes

Thirty-two secrets. Be honest

no matter what.


One -

Where was your profile pic taken? I created it in Paint

Two -

Are you being honest? 100%

Three-

Have you ever lost a close friend? kinda

Four -

What is your current mood? meh

Five-

Whats your brother’s name? Sean& Jimmy 

Six -

Where do you wish you were right now? Somewhere in Neverland ;)

Seven -

Have a crazy side? Hell yeah

Eight -

Ever had a near death experience? yes

Nine -

Something you do a lot? internet/music
 
Ten -

Angry at anyone? me

Eleven -

What's the last thing you said to your mom? You know what song was on the radio the other day? Moves like Jagger

Twelve -

When was the last time you cried? Last night there that I Remember A Day to Remember through the years and I cried a bit okay.

Thirteen

Is there anyone you would do anything for? yes

Fourteen

What do you think about when you are falling asleep? You Had Me @ Hello-A Day to Remember  

Fifteen-

Do you still have pictures of an ex boyfriend/girlfriend? um havent had a boyfriend

Sixteen-

What was the last thing in your mouth? goldfish

Seventeen-

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? uh?

Eighteen-

What is your favorite song? I don't have a favorite... They're all my babies

Nineteen-

What are you doing right now? this survey, messenging Nathan

Twenty -

Where did you get the top you are wearing? 8th grade grad hoodie ♥

Twenty-one-

Do you enjoy drama? eh

Twenty two-

Describe your life in three words? lazy,food,bands

Twenty three-

Who are you thinking of right now? em idk

Twenty four-

What should you be doing right now? studying

Twenty five-

What are you listening to? nothing O.O

Twenty-six-

Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THis? Of course

Twenty seven-

Who was the last person who yelled at you? Mom probably

Twenty eight-

Why were you last sad? That A Day to Remember photo happysad tho
 
Twenty nine-

Do you use smiley faces on the computer? yes

Thirty-

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yes

Thirty one-

Are you happy with life right now? eh

Thirty two-

Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now? yes
I feel like a goldfish in one of those bags, but somebody poked a hole in the bag, and I'm running out of water.
That awkward moment when your goldfish cracker doesn't smule
My quote.Do NOT Steal





It took me a while to realize that Cheddar is not the original goldfish flavor




 
Now my dear children, Sit. It is Radom Witty Story Time.
Here's How We Play:


I will say one word, and you guys get to continue the story
with your random words. Keep this story going so we can see 
how many wittians can find it and add on. You can end a sentence
and stat a new one but absolutely NO SAYING  THE END. If you
do, my lazer kittens will come for you, take your nutella, and slice you.
Okay? Great :)
Ready?

My word: Goldfish......


...Your turn! :)
Last night I had dream about me getting hit by a Goldfish cracker truck and dying. It was quite a fabulous way to die.









When my mom was at a
meeting with a Kindergarten teacher, I was sitting by the fishtank and I saw a dead goldfish at the bottom of it and I was like: "Aww, poor fishy," and then I saw another goldfish swim down to the dead one and start eating it, ohmygod the fish is a cannibal.







 


Are you a Goldfish cracker?
Because you always make me smile, no matter what my mood.



 



If you think that your school is insane, then you are wrong.

Today in Math, I sat in my chair and

watched a boy snort crushed up goldfish.



 





you may think i'm a loser,

but to my goldfish, i'm the goddess of flakes.



 
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