Government Quotes

Warning: consequences of consequence management may not be manageable.
You can't make this stuff up.  Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.
Any time the government denies knowledge, it's speaking the truth. 
The government that peers over your shoulder can also look down your shirt.
Love is a highly addictive "drug"  that the government can never ban. <3
This extra school thing will not affect my school thank the lawd
goodnight
sleep tight
don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

"Where did the party go?"
i ask myself as I sit on my bed in my Cookie Monster pjs, doing government homework and drinking a caramel cappuccino in a desperate attempt to stay awake.


Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Kid: Why do I have to go to school.
Mom: So you can be molded into a state approved homogenous drone that cannot think outside of the prescribed consensus. You will learn to repeat information instead of how to think for yourself so that you don't become a threat to the status quo. When you graduate you will get a job and pay your taxes in order to perpetuate the corporate system of indentured servitude.
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