Grandma Quotes

It's been so long since I heard your voice.
I remember you being my neighbor on Collins street.
Your
dog Pete would always bark and scare me.
One
time, when I was very younge, I had a concert in my school..
Bu
t I got sick so you picked me up early.
I remember when we were in my aunts house on A street, 
and
I was singing A THOUSAND YEARS. for a contest at this church URBAN HOPE.
The next year I sung TALKING TO THE MOON for the next contest. 
I los
t both, but you kinda got mad. You felt that i deserved to win.
You always said I can be famous!
I ca
n go to America's got talent, American idol, ect.
I mi
ss you so much grandma.
Why did Cancer have to take you away!?!!?!
I h
ave to keep singing in your honor.
I lo
ve you
Me And Cleverbot

 
 
CB: Of what? Me: In his head. CB: In whose heart? Me: Hey grandma you've got earing problems! CB: You're right, that isn't very respectful.

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
 I wanted to start my own last minute grandma rental service... But the name InstaGram was already taken.

I spent 10 minutes today
Trying to explain to my grandma what
A selfie was
It wasn't the easiest job in the world





You know what hurt the most when my grandma passed away?
when my grandpa said "I lost my companion"

((It broke my heart))

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R.I.P Grandma
30/01/1938-02/02/2014
I'm so speechless.You left us without warning.
You will be missed.
You may not be here right now,
but i now you're looking down upon all of us
You are an inspiration to me and i hope that
I'll grow up to be at least half the woman that you were
I'll miss your beautiful voice.
To a great woman,
With lots of love
Your granddaughter <3
Grandma(Nam): Oh, look, it's a nice movie about snakes!
Me: Nam, there's no such thing as a 'nice' movie about snakes. That's Anaconda. It's a horror movie. Change the channel.
i was on my computer all day, and when i didn't eat anything my grandma started praying xD
Fml. I'm soo done.
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