Theres this girl. We were bestfriends in Kindergarden, but now
she doesn't even speak to me. To be honest there are several
girls like that, but this one she was special. Its hard seeing
someone you miss having fun with someone else.
me: *walks downstairs*
me: *stares at microwave in shock*
me: mom...
me: why is our microwave gray...
me: our microwave was black...
me: when did we get a new microwave?
mom: 2 years ago, honey
mom: around the time you started staying in your room all
day?