I
hate
this
town,
It's so washed up.
It's so washed up.
Girls who call their boyfriend "daddy" or
"papi" or "poppy" you are sick.
Same goes with guys calling girls "mommy" or "lil mama".
Just no. I wanna throw up on all your body parts.
Same goes with guys calling girls "mommy" or "lil mama".
Just no. I wanna throw up on all your body parts.
So yesterday me and my friend decided we were going to go to sleep at 1:15 AM and by
1:30 AM we literally decided to have a 7 minute workout and let me tell ya' it was pathetic.
I have to stop eating!
actually me when I go
to school:
me: why did I come here
me: ew dont touch me girl
me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
me: y u reject me :(
me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
me: time for lunch
me: ew
me: is this edible
me: i think that is actually cow intestines
me: moving on
me: classtime already? ugh
me: snore snore snore
me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
me: why do i have no friends
me: what is the point of school
me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
me: when will this day end
me: why did I come here
me: ew dont touch me girl
me: i dont really want to see any more tanned thigh pls
me: i get you guys are 'in love' but i dont want to see that much tongue this early in the morning
me: omfg the principle is making rounds act cool
me: "HEY MR PRINCIPLE SIR :)"
principle: "hello koby." *continues walking*
me: y u reject me :(
me: oh well I'm still besties with the biology teacher
me: time for lunch
me: ew
me: is this edible
me: i think that is actually cow intestines
me: moving on
me: classtime already? ugh
me: snore snore snore
me: nobody wants to listen to you talk about dust particles
me: why do i have no friends
me: what is the point of school
me: how many people live on this planet and i wonder if louis prefers cats over dogs or
me: when will this day end
"I'm not eating
it now, you already touched
it!"
my response for everytime anyone tries to hand
me food without a wrapper.
You never know the last time that person washed their hands.
For all you know they could've just gone at it with someone and forgot to wash.
You really about to take that risk?
You never know the last time that person washed their hands.
For all you know they could've just gone at it with someone and forgot to wash.
You really about to take that risk?
​sometimes I watch p,orn
If I don't take a photo of my
face at a certain angle, you'll see all my imperfections.
All the blemishes and scars.
The pimples, and volcanic looking zits.
You'll see EVERYTHING.
So, one day...
I'm going to print out a gigantic poster of my face.
All my imperfections uncovered. Everything out in the open.
Then I'm going to take a black Sharpie, and play connect the dots.
Because I'm thug.
All the blemishes and scars.
The pimples, and volcanic looking zits.
You'll see EVERYTHING.
So, one day...
I'm going to print out a gigantic poster of my face.
All my imperfections uncovered. Everything out in the open.
Then I'm going to take a black Sharpie, and play connect the dots.
Because I'm thug.
naturally leans towards a state of entropy, or lack of order. So
in fact you are more natural than people who clean their rooms.
Go you.
A McDonald's McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients found in yoga mats.
Just think about that for a second.
