Gross Quotes

Stress,stress go away...please don't come back another day
Confession #2

I hate chicken pot pie. Always have and always will.
Hand Job:
The 21st century equivelant of a kiss. 
So I ate this slice of cucumber and I was like "ew nevermind I don't want any cucumbers." 
Then a few minutes later this puff of air rose out from my throat and it tasted like cucumber
but it was like ew 
I didn't even like the taste of you the first time.
Me: Okay! I wanna lose some weight. Lets snack a little less...

5 hours later: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. OH $@#% I ATE WAY TO MUCH !!!!

Goes on the scale: 2,000 pounds... Well sh*t..
when it comes to the point when human bodies adapt to fast food 
thats it
the

apocolypse 


--Rules of a Lady--
Treat everybody equally. Their sexual orientation should not matter. 


--Rules of a Lady--
If a man whistles at you, do not respond. You are a lady, not a dog. 


--Rules of a Lady--
For the love of decency, never chew with your mouth open.

It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fcking double standard
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