So I ate this slice of cucumber and I was like
"ew nevermind I don't want any
cucumbers."
Then a few minutes later this puff of air rose out
from my throat and it tasted like cucumber
but it was like ewI didn't
even like the taste of you the first
time.
It's weird how it's
socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth
but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross
what a fcking double standard