Best Gross Quotes This Week

It's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fcking double standard

teacher: "you kids need to stand in the sun and get some vitamin D in you!"

eoghan: *shrieks and runs towards a distant patch of sunlight* "I WANT THE D!"

teacher: "what's he doing?"

me: "...he's chasin' down the D, ma'am"

eoghan: "SWEET JESUS THAT D IS AMAZING!"
eoghan: "I LOVE THE FEELING OF D ON MY FACE"

teacher: "what."

eoghan: *shrieks again and runs inside* "TOO MUCH D, TOO MUCH D!"


 


 
                       
                           
diarrhoea problems tend to occur in my family
                           i guess you could say it runs in our jeans

 




Dear girls who think it's cool to take pictures in their bathroom,
          Seeing your toilet is not attractive.




If you had to choose between either 

wearing crocks for the rest of your life

or listening to Justin Bieber,

what color crocks would you wear?



 



hello human males, if you become friends with a girl with the intention of later becoming more than friends, don't you dare complain about her 'friendzoning you.' because she didn't do that; you girlfriendzoned her first and it's not fair to be mad at or insult her for not wanting to be in a relationship.

becoming friends with someone for the single purpose of getting together with them later is kind of misleading and weird to begin with, actually, and if you act like her friend, she's going to see you like a friend??? because??? friends???

and if you continue to call her misogynistic names and feel like you're entitled to her nether regions then you're an even worse scumbag and i hope you never get a girlfriend because you really don't deserve one if you only treat girls well when they're behaving how you want them to <3


 





"I love when I get my period!"
says no one ever Giovanna Plowman







          My mom's boyfriend: Oh I have to get my work clothes on! I'm going to go change.
          My mom: Oh, honey, don't change.  I love you just the way you are.
          Me: *overly exaggerated and loud and obnoxious* UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH GET A ROOM





 

I, a 16 year old girl, am currently hiding underneath the blankets of my bed.

Why, you ask?

Because I just killed two cockroaches, and I think their families are out for revenge.


 
•Fill ice cube tray with milk
•Cover with plastic wrap
•Place toothpicks in each space
•In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb a/sshole
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