It's weird how it's
socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth
but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross
what a fcking double standard
hello human males, if you
become friends with a girl with the intention of later becoming
more than friends, don't you dare complain about her
'friendzoning you.' because she didn't do that; you
girlfriendzoned her first and it's not fair to be mad at or
insult her for not wanting to be in a relationship.
becoming friends with someone for the single purpose of getting
together with them later is kind of misleading and weird to
begin with, actually, and if you act like her friend, she's
going to see you like a friend??? because??? friends???
and if you continue to call her misogynistic names and feel
like you're entitled to her nether regions then you're
an even worse scumbag and i hope you never get a girlfriend
because you really don't deserve one if you only treat
girls well when they're behaving how you want them to
<3
My mom's
boyfriend: Oh I have to get my work clothes on!
I'm going to go change. My mom:
Oh, honey, don't change. I love you just the way you
are. Me:
*overly exaggerated and loud and obnoxious* UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH GET A
ROOM