I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK
YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR
F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second.
There's a lady walking by.
Honestly,, some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his
girl.
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math
class and he was sleeping so ileaned over and doodled a flower on his paper
and the first time he didn’twake up but the second time he did & smiled
at me and later in class i sawhe had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2
flowers and he wastrying to
hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports
boy, u arejust as dorky
& cute as everyone else
Okay
so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my
head ’thanks mister attractive
face” and then he
giggled and I realized it
wasN’TIN MY HEAD AND HE JUST
KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
There’s a
blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last
weekour
assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black I can’t
see.
It always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds. They seem so
shocked
and dismayed that this could happen. I mean, blood gushing out of
your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without
spurting sticky read liquid everywhere? That mus suck.
GUYS I ASKED THE CUTE BOY IN MY CHEM CLASS FOR A
PEN AND AT THEEND OF THE
CLASS I WENT TO GO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, I ENDED UP STABBING HIM
IN THE HAND WITH IT AND IT WAS BLEEDING AND IF THATDOESNT EXPLAIN WHY I DONT HAVE A
BOYFRIEND I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL.