Haha Quotes

i heard you moved to a place where the time dont end, and you dont need money all you got is time to spend
 




"There are a whole lot of things
In this world
You haven't even started
wondering about yet"

- James and the Giant Peach



Friends: No matter what, we're gonna stay friends.
Me: Hold that thought
Me: *Screams out the car window* FRIENDSHIPP!!!!


Me trying to flirt



Hey


Hey how are you?


Good, how are you doing?


Good thanks and you?


Good and you?


Good thanks


Good


Sent


When
you
are
looking
at
your
cush
When
your
crush
looks
back
at
you
You're really an adult when you talk to your friends about doing taxes. Haha



I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me.

After today, the ice cream man
can go fxxk himself.


 



Me: Hey what's your name?!
Friend: Haha, Pierre.
Me: Cause your bladder's empty.
Friend: ....




why must education be so stressful? honestly i feel as though i'm falling into a dark pit of confusion and stress at the thought of my exam tomorrow.
nice.

 
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