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I have fallen sick to the common cold of friendship. It's sniffly and a pain, and I have to carry tissues around with me. More often than not it drives new people away. But there are those who will still talk to you, just turn away a bit — keep their distance because as kind as they are, they're still a bit put off. Best case scenario: your friends push you into bed and bring you soup and hot choclate, and sooner or later you've recovered, and you're more immune than someone who might not have suffered from it at all. But there's also the chance that they will  leave for good, or  worst case scenario — you'll give to them as well.

I have fallen ill to a virus, strong and pervasive and resistant. It has many names. There's the scientific 'low self-esteem', although I believe they call it 'self-hate' in some countries — Australia, probably. There's the most-used phrase 'sorry I'm so this way', the street-wise 'I'm not worth having around', the coded 'I am terrible and you could do better', and the one everyone knows but doesn't like to stay when with company:  w h y   w o u l d   y o u   w a n t   t o   b e   m y   f r i e n d   a t   a l l ?

I have fallen sick to the common cold of friendship, and let me tell you the flu  s u c k s .


 


 


HAPPY 18TH 
BIRTHDAY
TO 
ME :D
my sense of humor: the quick beep when
someone swears on reality tv. 
[me, flirting]
me: so, haha, I have a $2.50 subway giftcard
me: wanna go dutch on a 6-inch? ;)

"You can't just crawl into my bed and not cuddle with me" -My Boyfriend
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   Too many people undervalue what they are;

 
And overvalue what they're not 

 

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Kid: Whats a man?

Dad: A man is someone who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you.

Kid: When I grow up, I'll be a man like mom.
*may isang fairy, sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa niya na maging ngongo! Haay.. nenma lang ango.. smi ngo "nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo.. aloohan un nima?"*
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