Teacher: Can
you please tell the class why you're so late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
I swear there's not enough cover up in the world to hide all my freckles.
~MORNING
S.E.X~
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual
soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt
that she usually slept in.
As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to loose the moment, he embraced her and he gave her
is all;right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a bit puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "the egg timer's broken."
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual
soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt
that she usually slept in.
As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to loose the moment, he embraced her and he gave her
is all;right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a bit puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "the egg timer's broken."
Sorry, I didn't recognize you without your Instagram filter. XD
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
orange
juice
and
leave
the
world
wondering
how
you
did
it.
Me: Titanic's on.
My dad: Hmm, that's the one that always gives me that sinking feeling.
^So, this is where I get my pun abilities from. XD
My dad: Hmm, that's the one that always gives me that sinking feeling.
^So, this is where I get my pun abilities from. XD
I Love
That
Kid
that
Argues
With
The
Teacher,
Entertains
The
Whole
Class!
;D
I think that people in horror movies must live in an alternate universe where horror movies don't exist.
I
hate
to
see
you
leave
but
i
love
to
watch
you
go
(Hint
hint c; )
