Hahaha Quotes



i'm reading your palm and
 
and it says it belongs on my butt
 




i need someone who can go out

and get completely wasted with me at parties one night then stay in and watch netflix on another night.




if you don't like puns or sarcasm
then we'll probably never get along ever
 
but mom, yodeling is my passion!




are people becoming more annoying
or am i just becoming more angry

 



i like my music loud
and your moans even louder
 




if anyone ever tells you that
 
you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say "not for free"
 



when you know something doesn't
 
fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.



when i find myself with loads of homework
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
'watch tv'

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