I would like to give a BIG thanks to my mother
who laughed when my doctor asked me if I was sexually active.
I wish I was able to video tape her reaction when I told him that I in fact was.
Wendy,
We can
get away
I promise
if you're
with me,
Say the
word and
I'll find
a way
I can
be your
Lost Boy
Your
Last Chance
You're "Everything
Better Plan"
Oh,
Somewhere in
Neverland!
-All Time Low
"Somewhere in
Neverland"|Don't Panic:It's Longer
Now!
Nmf
Pretty friend: Omg I just got 100 likes on my profile picture!
Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date!
Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team!
Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to like ten parties!
Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
Yup, I'm the coolest! .-.
Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date!
Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team!
Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to like ten parties!
Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
Yup, I'm the coolest! .-.
If someone wants to talk to me....
just like check my profile hahaha :p
Most moms are supportive
But here's my mom's talk in the car
On the way to go to try on dresses
" Kelsey, some girls need bras for support and some like you need bras just to prove that you are female"
But here's my mom's talk in the car
On the way to go to try on dresses
" Kelsey, some girls need bras for support and some like you need bras just to prove that you are female"
『 Skipping lunch for a day, doesn't make you anorexic. Being shy,
doesn't mean you have an anxiety disorder. Just because you get sad
sometimes, doesn't mean you have depression. Just shut the fūck
up. 』
5 year old:"Mommy, when you die i want to put you in a glass jar so i can keep you and see you forever"
6 year old:" that's stupid. Where are you going to find a jar that big?"
*lol true story*
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Shakespeare wRitEs
Tragedies,
NOt Sins
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Why does high school let me choose my own courses that plan out my
future? When I spend an hour trying to figure out which toppings I
want on my pizza!?
