Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.
Today, I received my first detention.
A guy had the nerve to "compliment" me,
on my chest.
And well, I may or may not have hit him,
while yelling some very colorful words.
Waddup detention. Waddup.
A guy had the nerve to "compliment" me,
on my chest.
And well, I may or may not have hit him,
while yelling some very colorful words.
Waddup detention. Waddup.
when i was in
elementary school this f/cking b/tch claimed that she was queen
of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her
i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and
pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty
today” and she started crying because she thought i told
and long story short i was the king of the mother f/cking jungle
gym
*Breaks down your front door*
I just shaved my legs, feel them.
I just shaved my legs, feel them.
How to become Witty Famous:
Be a guy
Be a guy
Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.
Waitress: Enjoy your meal.
Me: You too.
Me: I can never come back here.
Me: You too.
Me: I can never come back here.
make your way to my boobs or gtfo.