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Friends are like cows- If you eat them they die xD 
I think my parents are on the slow road to dis-owning me





if you're reading this i'm beautiful 






 
Why lie seriously 


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Witney/Gemma fake fake fake lost my trust........
When you have such a bad selfie people have to look at it and clarify if its actually you or not...

So you're the b.tch that told the b.tch that I'm a b.tch
well listen b.tch it takes a b.tch to know b.tch,
b.tch.

 
Now that I think about it
I probably shouldn't have laughed at Plankton
For dating his computer
being retweeted is basically saying "i feel you my baby " .
 




...it's a witty thing4
The name Steve is sacred. But don't be weird about it... (*pointedly stares at you-know-whuser*)

disclaimer: fgs, no h8 it's a joke, witty sharks stay away from meeee
 
 
If I wasn't me, I'd probably be you...
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