Me and a guy were sitting after
school when we see a fellow Asian classmate sashay by.
Him: *referring to girl that walked by* She reminds me of a
blonde.
Me: *amused* Okay why?
Him: Well she's a cheerleader, she's annoyingly cheerful
and smiley, and she's incredibly stupid.
Me: Wait what?!
Him: She's dumb as fck. *stares at me to challenge his
logic*