Hahha Quotes

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE


 Is it bad that I spend most of my day

Trying to think up good Witty Quotes...
 
Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo
 

                                                                          IT'S SO CHUNCKY

 


don't drop that 

thun thun thun,
EHHHHHH!!!
don't drop that

thun thun thun,
EHHHHH!! EH!
don't drop that

thun thun thun,




Don't drop that 

thu thu
thu,
EHHHHHH!!!
dont drop that 

thu thu,

EHHH EHH!
dont drop that

thu thu thun,

EYY EYY!!
dont drop that

thu thu thun
,
EHHHH! EH!
Don't drop that 

thu thu thun,

EHHH!!! 
DON'T DROP THAT

THU THU THUN!!!!






 


No matter where you are, you're






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Beautiful.
BUCKET LIST #112


Walk around acting drunk and have people come up to you and be like, " 

DUDE HOW MUCH HAVE YOU DRANK!"

 




Plot Twist: Steve is really a girl and pretending to be a boy like half the guys on Witty



#CaterinaBrooks >> life.

 
love it when you hold my hand,
 when you kiss my cheek,
love it when you tell me,
'i love you'
every day of the week.





oh wait...
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Stop complaining about being single.
We have bigger problems here.
Like why doesn't McDonald's serve breakfast after 10:30


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