Stop pretending to be a
perfectionist
&+saying it makes life sooo hard
Vacation= Soo Funn
Hello, My name is:
What do
you
call
a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Sometimes
I wonder
how
many
miles I've scrolled my
cursor...
I got kicked out of
Chuck E.
Cheeses. Apparantly, it is frowned
upon to dress up in a giant mouse costume, crawl under a table,
and grab kids' legs shouting: "If you want to see your
precious little mouse again, give me all your arcade
tickets!"
The lava lamp was worth it, though.
This world
is not going
to make
any progress until we stop
encouraging the belief that 'paper' beats
'rock'.
How
is suspension a
punishment
for skipping
classes?
My
doctor told me
to watch
my
drinking. So, I'm off to find
a bar with a mirror.
