It's
funny how if
you
get
an A
on a test, your grade goes up like
2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down
like the Titanic.
I never
understood
why
6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I
remembered that 6 and 9 have a special
relationship.
"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic
teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I
don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."
When butterflies fall in love
Do they feel people in their stomachs?
I just realized
why
they
call
it
"The mall". Instead of
going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all =
The mall.
Clever...
Sometimes
I wonder
how
many
miles I've scrolled my
cursor...
I hate it when teachers say
"You think it's funny?" Obviously. That's why I laughed.
Have you ever walked into a
room and forgot why you were in there? Well, that's how I lost my job as a firefighter.
What do Justin Beiber and Pinocchio
have in common? They both want to
be real boys.
Guys are like fish... Yeah, there are plenty in the sea,
but we sometimes forget that part of the sea is polluted and may produce disfunctional, mutated fish.
