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so, the guy I liked told me he broke up with his girlfriend. he was sending me innapropriate things, wanting to get with me. he blocked me. and went to my mom's work (which he knew my mom worked there, and that I was close with everyone there) WITH his longterm girlfriend who he lives with. all of that happened within like 24 hours. I have the worst luck with men.
try sitting in a mall by yourself listening to the wold move in its endless motion like a never ending circus of strange and never ending then look at the table a few feet away from you at the cute guy and question if he is stright or has a girlfriend if you should get up and talk or if your pretty or even his type.
now i encourage you to sit in a mall by yourself and listen to the world forever spin
I would hate to be a guy this day and age. Just think about it... you wouldnt be able to kiss your girl because she feels like she has bad breath. She wont let you look at her without having a pound of makeup on. You wont be alowed to hold her because she feels fat. You'll never know what food she likes because all she will eat on a date is a flipping salad. Cmon girls! Here's to being real!! :D you're beautiful, and he'll understand that not everyone has a perfect day.
Guy: oh no. What happened!? Were you working out this summer?? girl *blushes* yeah... guy: what did you go and do that for??? Your a$$ is gone! You had the best one in the school!
When your favorite station goes to comercial the second you turn on the radio.
Some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time.

Score.

 
Let's take a moment to give my brain a round of applause

It never fails to think of insults when I need them.

 
Don't you hate it when you work your self up about something and then it doesn't happen ??
Ok. Ok. I am serious now.
*long pause*
*Bursts out laughing*
Love is Quick
It just happens
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