If Taylor and Harry were
still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry:
*making out* Me: *gasp* Taylor and Harry: *look at me* Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial
and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that
commercial! Harry: Err, thanks. Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe
Jonas and Lucas Till! Taylor: *nods and smiles* Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and
Jake Gyllenhaal!! Taylor: *stands there awkwardly* Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory
Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne! Taylor: Uh... Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!!
...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck,
bro. Not meant to offend either swifties or
directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll
follow back, duh.
Me: Sometimes I
just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down
on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM
EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE
Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere
Niall: Never do that again! Do you understand
how ba-- *lunch bell rings* GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes kid over
and runs to cafeteria*
Harry: So basically, erm... so... like, you
can't... do that...
Zayn: You need to keep your hands and feet
inside the roller coaster that is life next time, okay?
Liam: Okay, I know you made a woopsy, but be
good next time. Oh my, that was so harsh! I'm sorry! You know
what? Here's a lollipop. And a sticker. And a golden star
sticker for you! Run along now, precious little honey bunches of
Louis: Do you even know who I am? Huh?? And
you're gonna talk back to me!? Uh, not in my house, b/tch.
Not in my house.
Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls
with faces like yours. Harry: I care about you like
Niall cares about childbirth. Niall: I can make your girl
scream louder just by clicking the follow button. Zayn: Your face is as ugly as
mine is sexy. Liam: I know you are but what