If Taylor and Harry were
still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry:
*making out* Me: *gasp* Taylor and Harry: *look at me* Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial
and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that
commercial! Harry: Err, thanks. Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe
Jonas and Lucas Till! Taylor: *nods and smiles* Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and
Jake Gyllenhaal!! Taylor: *stands there awkwardly* Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory
Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne! Taylor: Uh... Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!!
...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck,
bro. Not meant to offend either swifties or
directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll
follow back, duh.
so
he calls me up and he’s like “i still love
you” and i’m like “wait are you joe,
taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie,
conor, patrick, or harry?”
Niall Horan:
I hate it when girls act stupid
because they think it's cute. Intelligence is
attractive.
Me: One particle of
unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the
two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider.
follow for a follow.
Me: Sometimes I
just want to drag Harry into an empty hotel room, throw him down
on a bed, straddle his thighs, rip his shirt off and MAKE HIM
EXPLAIN EVERY DANG ONE OF HIS TATTOOS BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE
THE SUSPENSE.
Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere
else there...
Niall: Never do that again! Do you understand
how ba-- *lunch bell rings* GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes kid over
and runs to cafeteria*
Harry: So basically, erm... so... like, you
can't... do that...
Zayn: You need to keep your hands and feet
inside the roller coaster that is life next time, okay?
Liam: Okay, I know you made a woopsy, but be
good next time. Oh my, that was so harsh! I'm sorry! You know
what? Here's a lollipop. And a sticker. And a golden star
sticker for you! Run along now, precious little honey bunches of
oats.
Louis: Do you even know who I am? Huh?? And
you're gonna talk back to me!? Uh, not in my house, b/tch.
Not in my house.
Interviewer: Who
is your favorite singer? Niall: Justin
Bieber. Harry: Adele. Zayn: Bruno
Mars. Liam: Bruno
Mars. Louis: Harry
Styles. follow for a follow.
Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls
with faces like yours. Harry: I care about you like
Niall cares about childbirth. Niall: I can make your girl
scream louder just by clicking the follow button. Zayn: Your face is as ugly as
mine is sexy. Liam: I know you are but what
am I!!